Don't Go A Day Without Laughter

Hello :) I've created 2 blogs already but decided to make this new one to keep. I've always wanted an escape. Somewhere where I can be me, and no one would have to know. It really is the secrets of a church girl.

[ruinedchildhood]

[puppiestotherescue]

[latinkilledtheromans]

MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

[221cbakerstreet]

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

[thefrizzkid-deactivated20220425]

Healing is not linear

[xeptum]

[grace--upon--grace]

Ezgi Polat

[cuteschoolgirl]

*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack 

[teenagerobotlove]

[doeofdevotion]

my uncle derek went out to a restaurant and discovered that the couch in the lounge is the same print as his shirt

[moontouched-moogle]

Camo Index 90%

[weedpoop]

[afandom]

OMG THIS EPISODE WHERE JOSH IS GOING TO BREAK UP WITH HIS GF BUT DOESNT KNOW HOW SO DRAKE HELPS HIM PRACTICE SDKFHAKJFGH

[omghacks]

[obeyev1l]

I’m about to cry

[babyanimalgifs]

[420moshdad]

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

[sickfantasyyyyyyyyyy]

[denigrator]

mariovevo:

be the person your dog thinks you are

[thebestoftumbling]

Like father like son

[babyanimalgifs]

[youreabitweird]

this is so pure