Sh!t I say to my cats

Funny shit I say to my cats Barab and Timov

[theseeffingcats]

Shit I say to Timov

NO! You don't get human food when you steal it, only when I give!

[shirabliss]

My vet’s office has a “CHONK Chart” for overweight cats.

[swampghouls]

me, pressing the side of my head into my cat’s side: you sound like a car… i love you, motor boy

[catsuggest]

unbeliebable slander against me this afternoon

[faacethefacts-dead]

what happened, cat?

[catsuggest]

im was denied a scrumptiouse cheese on alleged grounds of “lactose intoloronce”

[avogado6]

black

[awwww-cute]

Not my photo. Credit J. L. (Source: https://ift.tt/2w5Wpar)

[mygamingknight]

@tyriad timov?

[theseeffingcats]

Sh!t I say to Timov

Me: cutting onions and garlic carefully. Drops some

Timov: RACES ACROSS THE FLOOR

Me:NO STOP YOU'LL POISON YOURSELF

[tyriad]

Sh!t I say to Timov

“Oh Hi Timov, sorry I almost stepped on you, you looked like the floor.”

[lickystickypickyzzz]

[bundyspooks]

reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics

[365daysofhalloween]

!!!!

[sarenderpity]

The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party

[xakumi]

AWWWW

[theseeffingcats]

Sh!t I say about Timov

"Are you kidding, she'd eat a STICK, I couldn't make her bougie if I wanted. "

[thewoodedpath]

A sigil to promote your cat’s health and protect them.

[faustsfancycorner]

all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness

[ihaveneverusedthissitebefore]

[the-awkward-turt]

PSA: If you have had ANY contact with a bat or a bat has been in your house...

…if you have had ANY unprotected physical contact with a bat: You need to go get rabies shots or catch the bat (if you can safely do so) so it can be tested for rabies.

In the US bats are the most likely animal to give you rabies. A rabid bat will mindlessly bite anything it touches and their teeth are so small that many people will not notice the bites. Unless you have had a clear view of the bat the entire time and are 100000% sure it didn’t even nick you with its teeth then you should get the shots.

…if there is a bat in your house: If you did not see the bat enter and have not been observing it the entire time it was in your house you may have to go get rabies shots or catch the bat (again, only if you can do so without exposing yourself to further risk) so it can be tested.

This is especially true if you wake up and a bat is in your room (it could have bitten you while you were asleep) or if the bat has been in a room with a child or incapacitated adult (who may not be able to tell you they were bitten or notice it).

There was a tragic case of a boy who woke up with a bat in his room, shooed it out without touching it, and thought nothing of it. Later he died of rabies because the bat had bitten him in his sleep without him knowing.

RABIES IS INCURABLE ONCE YOU SHOW SYMPTOMS. If there is ever ANY question whether you may have been exposed to a rabid animal you need to go get the rabies vaccine IMMEDIATELY before the virus is able to spread inside your body.

The rabies vaccine is no longer painful stomach shots, it is now a series of normal shots in the arm over the course of several days. There is no reason to put this off if there is ANY chance you could have been exposed. Rabies is not something to mess around with. Once you show symptoms you are pretty much guaranteed an awful death within days.

[enbundad]

Found on FB

*******PLEASE DON’T LEAVE DISHES OF SUGAR WATER OUT*******

Post from a beekeeper

Oh dear - I keep hearing tips about leaving bowls of sugar water out to “help” keep bees hydrated. Please, please, please DON’T. Bees are really good at finding what they need and there are so many reasons not to do this. The MOST IMPORTANT reason is that if you within 3 miles of some hives (and most people are) if the bees find the sugar water they’re going to think its a great source of easy food, go back to the hive and recruit more bees to come and collect the “food” and before you know it you’ll have 1.000s and 1,000s of bees descending on your garden/balcony - a very scary sight. This is known as robbing and as beekeeper I’ve seen this a couple of times - once started it is impossible to stop until the source of the “food” has gone.

Other reasons not to do this are - sugar water is essentially “junk” food for bees. Its full of carbohydrates which will give them an energy burst, but has no other nutritional value unlike the food they should be having i.e. nectar.

Honey bees will store this as honey in the hive. The beekeeper unknowingly may end up extracting and selling this as honey later in the year. You don’t want to buy sugar syrup and the beekeeper doesn’t want to be prosecuted for selling a product which isn’t honey.

This is also an easy food source for social wasps.

By all means give a tired bee a drink of sugar water on a spoon, but please don’t leave it out for them.

If you want to help bees there are lots of ways you can do this from planting nectar rich plants or leaving out bowls of water with gravel/small pebbles in so they can access the water which they would be very grateful for.

PLEASE SHARE THIS AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS

Edited - It appears that a lot of the advice I have seen about leaving out sugar water stems from advice from DAVID ATTENBOROUGH. He was absolutely right in his advice, but his advice was if you see a struggling bee to put some sugar water where the bee could reach it - not to leave out bowls of sugar water. Unfortunately it seems like, as usual, media publications have misquoted advice and not done their research

Also please don’t feed bees honey. Surprisingly they don’t eat honey - they eat nectar. Honey bees make honey for their own use during the winter months, but bumble bees collect and use nectar as and when they need it.

Feeding honey can spread disease between bees.

[itd-be-gay-if-you-didnt]

Reblog for a tired bee

[toadistic]

Me seeing a poster for any autism charity event ever:

[gentle-reminder]

gentle reminder

there can come a point when professional help is needed, and that’s completely okay; people have studied and trained for years so they can help you - even if you’re afraid or not sure, please try to take that step at your own pace, and do what is best for you: try a few if you need, because if you can find just one person who can reduce pain or help you recover faster, it’s worth it

[theseeffingcats]

Sh!t I say to Timov

Do you know where the blue thing is? No of course not, it's not like you steal stuff all the time.