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hey I'm Wybie 27 and I'm a gamer! I go by he/him pronouns. Feel free to talk ^_^ nsft sideblog: https://www.tumblr.com/littlepup568?source=share

[mygamingknight]

Look at my baby

Look at herrrrrrr

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[nerugiganon]

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

[fanfic-obsessed]

Now seen in 2026

[datasoong47]

Happy 14th birthday to I Like Your Shoelaces

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[deadsetagainst]

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

[amvs]

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

[deadsetagainst]

WHAT

[amvs]

Why Manufacturers Are Intentionally Adding Allergens to Their Foods

A trend we predicted in 2016 continues.

US based but it’s similar reasons in other countries. and of course many companies have international locations. idk if that’s why it’s happening with sour patch kids but this is a thing

[rosetintmyworld84]

I cannot even explain how ANGRY I am at this.

My nephew is very allergic to eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, and sesame. Last year my sister discovered all hot dogs and hamburger buns now contain sesame. Not "may contain", but listed in the ingredients. This year basically every brand of sliced bread also now contains sesame, making it very difficult to find bread items he can eat.

They're just adding it to their products, so they can just list it as an ingredient and not bother with worrying about cross contamination. And they aren't even bothering with telling anyone. Capitalism is going to kill us all.

"Which brings us back to Kellogg’s. Back in 2016, the company found a way around the added burden and expense of complying with the FSMA: they simply began adding trace amounts of peanut flour to their cracker products. Doing so allowed them to list peanuts as an ingredient of the product, freeing them from having to prevent cross-contact.

At the time, Kellogg’s notified Food Allergy Research and Education (FARE) about the impending change and left it to them to warn the allergic community. In this case, Pearson’s didn’t even bother as near as we can tell."

[mistawolfie]

Me, anytime Ryan Gosling and Markiplier make out

[dubiousdoobie]

[newtype-exe]

@yay-bunnies-world

[yay-bunnies-world]

bunnies often enjoy having fun in square-type playing situations

[mygamingknight]

If youre reading this

Give your pet a treat from me

I lost a cat today

In a bad way

Im tired and sad

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

[girlballs]

Lays a blogging egg on my blog. I hope it'll hatch into a post someday.

[emergent-to-end]

puts your blogging egg in the incubator. let's see what kind of baby it hatches

what baby is this

big vanilla extract baby

a reblog

a like

a new follower

Remaining time: 17 hours 51 minutes

[the-vanilla-extraction]

okay let's make another cake 🎂🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

[dashcon-two]

please, dear audience, fill this out. for science

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[bismuthfool]

Simon's stretch marks

Grace will never stop talking

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[libraryogre]

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

[kushblazer666]

[flowercrownsylveon]

[goodgirlfuckdoll1]

[certifiedsexed]

ID: A graphic with black art in the upper right-hand corner of two hands, cuffed together. Below is text reading:

"Ways To Check-In During A Scene Without breaking sub-space

Stoplight Method

If You Use The Stoplight Method (Red, Yellow, Green), You Can Say Something As Simple As "Color?"

Do You Want More?

During Impact Or Sensory Overload, You Can Ask "Do You Want More?", "Have You Had Enough?", "Have You Learned Your Lesson?" It's Important Not To Phrase This In A Way That A Competitive S-Type Will Take As A Challenge To Ignore Their Limits.

Close-Ended Questions

If You Can Tell They Are Overwhelmed, You Can Ask Something Simple Like "Is It Time For You To Be Good And Drink Your Water?" Which Gives A Break While Remaining In The Dynamic.

Confirming Safe Word

If They Say "No" During A Scene, Pause And Ask, "Is 'No' Your Safeword?", Allow An Answer, Then Ask "What Is Your Safeword?". This Reminds Them That They Can Use Their Safeword At Any Time While Also Maintaining Your Position Of Dominance.

Non-Verbals

Have A Specific Touch That Should Be Returned. Example: You Might Squeeze Their Hand And They Might Squeeze It Back Once Or Twice Depending On A Pre-Established Code.

Safety First No Matter What"

End ID.

[mygamingknight]

In other news

Ice water fucks severely

HOWEVER

Drink in moderation or suffer the

Stomach pains