Destroyer of all things good

[banjobuttbird]

UHUHUHUHUHUHEHEHEHEUHUHUHEHAHAHAHAUHUHUHEHAHUHUHAHAHH AAAAAHHHHHYEA

[the-shit-posts-say]

FOUND ONE

[thesmartartslibrary]

[zestychille]

peacockitty 

[post-ruining-shit-o-verse]

catcock

[architectureofdoom]

Allegory of steam, Bozen/Bolzano train station, Franz Ehrenhöfer, 1928

[post-ruining-shit-o-verse]

Is this an old fashioned penis pump?

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

jesus fuck can this guy stop remaking already

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[post-ruining-shit-o-verse]

[normal-horoscopes]

IM AN ENTREPRENUER. I HAVE A GROWTH MINDSET. THE FUNGUS IN MY BRAIN SAYS WE SHOULD KISS WITH TONGUE.

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

as long as you are alive you can change

[post-ruining-shit-o-verse]

I don’t have a clean set of clothes. I have to do laundry first.

[ex0skeletal-undead]

For $4.99 you can see me waxing poetic about small lizards and starting heated frosting discourse

[ex0skeletal-undead]

For $9.99 you can see me waxing my entire body until I’m smooth as a brand new baby boy

[postsforposting]

Being a skeleton, aren't you already smooth like sharks?

[ex0skeletal-undead]

A little known fact is that natural skeletons are actually covered with dense, bristly hair

[post-ruining-shit-o-verse]

Some of them have even evolved to the point of having quills as a defense mechanism,.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zestychille]

[kito-hey-kito]

[post-ruining-shit-o-verse]

[senatorgana]

today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that i’d done something to upset you” because i used to only call him dad when i was annoyed and i was like…….oh

look what you did internet

you made the word daddy weird for me and now you’ve made my dad feel insecure

[homosexualchronicles]

oh my god

[post-ruining-shit-o-verse]

Or he... you know... knows.

[alienfuckerdeluxe]

Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir. 

[zestychille]

It has long been my theory that aliens know we exist, and they know that we’re pervs, and they hide from us because they specifically do NOT want to get fucked by us.

[orangebitters]

… you body-shaming us, zestychille?

[zestychille]

I would never do that. I respect genetic diversity too much to discount the inherent need for variation and it’s immense value for the longevity of any species.

It’s slut shaming I’m doing. You dirty, filthy, alien humping whore.

[orangebitters]

Ooh, look at me, I’m so wholesome, I wouldn’t have sex with aliens… basic bitch.

[zestychille]

Have fun with those egg sacs they laid in your stomach. Or was it that they laid them in your brain, and that’s why you’re inciting everyone to fuck aliens? Was I wrong, do the aliens really want you as a host? Or is it simply delusions of grandeur that a being from another world could possibly be interested in you?

[post-ruining-shit-o-verse]

@zestychille​ 

@orangebitters

[shiftythrifting]

The last silk rose in a glass or whatever reminded me of this. But I dont think I ever submitted it. when I found shitterfrog, our precious baby frog, back in... I wanna say June of 2019? My boyfriend and I also found this monsterous silk rose in a glass. Here is a picture of him holding it.

[post-ruining-shit-o-verse]

LICK IT. LICK THE BUTT PLUG!

[zestychille]

This is what I imagine heaven is like. You wake up in a bed. God is chilling there happy to see you. Nobody talks right because you’re all out of your minds high on god-juice. And a bunch of hot men come party with you in bed.

[crackspidersbitch]

GIMMIE THE GOD JUICE!

[post-ruining-shit-o-verse]

[valtsv]

describe your gender in 5 words

sad eldritch clown on fire

[post-ruining-shit-o-verse]

“Literally the worst thing ever” is mine

[totallydoglife]

My new doggie , him is called Curro!

[post-ruining-shit-o-verse]

Why’d you name your dog Culo?

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[fanotastic]

Happy Pride Month

The worm curtain is GAY

[assigned-to-chaos]

These are GAY BUTTWORMS. You’re not supposed to have buttsex during pride unless you’re gay, otherwise you’ll get these up your butt and they will TURN YOU GAY. WATCH OUT FOR THE GAY BUTTWORMS! HEED MY WARNING BEFORE IT”S TOO LATE. 

[religiousstutteringarmycarnie]

@assigned-to-chaos Mad Danny Devito vibes, dude.

[post-ruining-shit-o-verse]

[world-heritage-posts]

cool a cis girl calling people queers. its like growing up in arkansas all over again lol

this just in. i can’t be queer because i’m cis loool

[spiritworld]

This is why yall can’t be in control of everything, why couldn’t you just delete these asks and keep it to your personal yall have to complain about your stupid fucking identities on a themed blog

[ms-funky-autumn]

Jeez, man. You sure are…

[spiritworld]

Imagine being so weak willed you defend someone who ultimately doesn’t care about you then “uwu if I regret my tone uwu I’ll let u know uwu” stfu lmfao

[world-heritage-posts]

no offense but what is the point of you. what do you get out of bitching at people on tumblr. does it feel good or something

[world-heritage-posts]

oh okay i get it. you just suck

[post-ruining-shit-o-verse]

@spiritworld​​

[suntan-bob]

Cold hotdogs and suntan lotion.  Follow @suntan-bob for some posts. There will very often be things in the posts. And that’s pretty cool, right?

[blogs-that-do-not]

I am not even touching this one.

[dad-bot-but-not]

Hi, Not Even Touching This One… I’m Dad. :)

[me-want-bite]

ME WANT BITE, ME WANT RAW DOG LOTION DELIGHT ME WANT COLD MEAT ME THINK SUNTAN LOTION NEAT

[post-ruining-shit-o-verse]

@me-want-bite I’ll give you a lubed up bite of raw meat.