the shit posts say these days

[zestychille]

Good things cum to those who thot.

[zestychille]

We didn’t start the safety dance, but we have to get back to the danger zone. 

[banjobuttbird]

UHUHUHUHUHUHEHEHEHEUHUHUHEHAHAHAHAUHUHUHEHAHUHUHAHAHH AAAAAHHHHHYEA

[the-shit-posts-say]

FOUND ONE

[theshitpoststsoptihseht]

posts so shit they are shit are they shit so posts

posts so shit they are shit are they shit so posts

[zestychille]

Bildo Daggins from Horbingeton wnats 2 go on ein adventure with U! 

Will you accept:

[  ] Yes [  ] Definitely [  ] Dilbo MY LOVE [  ] Actually (insert LOTR lore mansplaining here) [  ] I’m sot sure due to previous obligation, but I will consider it favorably.

[blueraspberries]

she keep me worm

[neutraldankhotel]

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

what?

[neutraldankhotel]

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

hope youre okay

[normal-horoscopes]

IM AN ENTREPRENUER. I HAVE A GROWTH MINDSET. THE FUNGUS IN MY BRAIN SAYS WE SHOULD KISS WITH TONGUE.

[zestychille]

Had a few hits on the fool of a took posting page this morning.

If Sauron saw all in THIS day and age, I do believe this would be the precise reaction.

[zestychille]

We didn’t start the safety dance, but we have to get back to the danger zone. 

[crabdominalpain]

~Country Road,

Take me Hoome,

To the Plaace,

I BELOOOONG~

[crabdominalpain]

What is a Man but a Horse with better fingers.

[owobomber-deactivated20251028]

the affirmations instagram page is a gold mine

[warabou]

[catchymemes]

[g0ds-favorite]

[heedra]

animal control to major tom

[heedra]

animal control to major tom

[heedra]

grab the cage and find out where that wombat's gone

[tolkienblackgirl]

Y’all…what if Bigfoots are just Alien version of a Yorkie and the reason why it’s common for ufos & Bigfoot sightings together is because we are a Galactic rest stop & fluffy needs to go walkies 😆