THE SERPENT'S NEST

look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent that hides under it

[rubyfaerie]

“Lilith and the serpent” photographer A.J Hamilton

Source: Instagram @thetogfather

[godiswoman]

the fact that the harry potter movies made the marauders so old is erasure of the trauma of the first wizarding war and that’s that on that.

[godiswoman]

IM SO GLAD YALL ARE ENJOYING THIS CUS JAMES AND LILY DIDNT DIE AT 21, AS CHILDREN, FOR THIS SLANDER!!!! SIRIUS BLACK DID NOT SPEND THE ENTIRE FIRST DECADE OF HIS ADULTHOOD WRONGFULLY IMPRISONED IN AZKABAN FOR THIS SLANDER!!! REMUS LUPIN WAS YOUNGER THAN 35 WHEN HE TAUGHT HARRY HOW TO CAST A PATRONUS, NOT 45 !!!! THANK YOU !!!!

[likeawildthing]

forget saving the wizarding world, naming his firstborn after them, heading the auror office, etc., I would love to see the reunion/conversation in which dead Harry tries to explain to his dad and godfather that he named his other son after snape

[persephoneed]

#he saved me dad #he sold you out to fucking voldemort son #he loved mum dad #so did our cat you wanna name a kid after him harry #he spied for dumbledore dad #he participated in mass murder and only switched sides because he felt guilty for causing your mum’s death son #he was the bravest man i ever knew dad #that is because you didn’t know me you tosser (via prongsmydeer)

[its-hp-bitch]

Harry: Where’s Sirius? I thought he’d want to see me?

James: he’s crying Harry. look at what you’ve done

[babygem]

this was so brutal im struggling to understand how narcissa didnt just turn to dust right here

[accio-sirius-black]

I love a sassy Potter.

[lesbianism-that-sucks]

the reason harry never used avada kadavra was because he doesn’t need magic to murder people on the spot

[yourfluffiestnightmare]

In CoS when they try to sneak into Myrtle’s bathroom to ask her about her death, McGonagall catches them and Harry makes up the excuse that they wanted to see Hermione in the hospital wing and Minnie doesn’t give them detention and then comes this and since we all know Harry’s dumbest excuse, here’s the official suggestion to rate all of Harry’s excuses on a scale from

to

[rebelmeg]

Harry Potter oscillates from 100% effort to coasting on a wave of apathy.

[unsahikable]

literally how hard would it have been for jkr to say something like “listen I was writing it in the 90s, I was inexperienced, I was writing from my own point of view, I didn’t realise how underrepresented a lot of people are, I wasn’t thinking about anything other than the plot, I accept that it’s a little sparse on the diversity front, I can try to be more self aware with my future works” etc etc instead of.. this nonsense

[ravenpuffwithanafropuff]

Maledictus | A carrier of a blood curse which will ultimately destine them to transform permanently into a beast 🐍

[cheekbonered]

hogwarts memes

- everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione - everything draco does ever - calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms” - calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc - colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image - shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow - [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey - every single cat is professor mcgonagall

[severusdefender]

severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.

[death-totheauthor]

*Slytherins remain silent*

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[jeou]

Valentino Haute Couture Spring 2016

[southsideicons]

sweet pea icons

~ like or reblog if you save

[theserpentnest]

Mrs. Zabini: *chokes on food* I wouldn't serve this to my husband and I actually want to poison him

[imaginesharrypotter]

Insp

[hanatsuki89]

DO NOT REPOST From this post! Credits to them for the original idea Tfw when your mom’s timing is horrible and she catches you with your hand in the cookie jar (or better, under your bf’s shirt, lol)

[artsyharrypotter-deactivated202]

By Melody Howe (theimaginativeillustrator on instagram) - posted with permission.

[fanonical]

ok but get this: wizarding world version of mythbusters

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