[elishamanning]

has anything ever delivered better content than nfl mic’ed up

[elishamanning]

this conversation... absolutely wonderful

[foodffs]

[plasmalogical]

thanks everyone for taking years off my life with this photoset

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

I bet you do like tits you little bitch

well of course i do but what the fuck does this mean are you okay

[sadmemegf]

me and my internalised homophobia, age 12

[thedurvin]

Hacked Instacart to find the forbidden flavors

[cherry-punk]

The unflavored one is just bottled cocaine

[whitepeopletwitter]

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[shakugan-archive]

[lesbianshepard]

its funny when edgy dudes are like “humans are unnatural. we are the only species that will consume so many resources that the land can not sustain us and still continue to reproduce. name one other species that does that” because like, off the top of my head? deer. 

[nonbinarybeartrade]

[egberts]

why are these such an aesthetic

[psychoticrambling]

if you make your food/drinks pretty you’ll get free advertising from people posting pictures of it online 

[egberts]

well it worked. go to taco bell for preddy colurs

[theradioghost]

in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

[ritavonbees]

this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure

[marisatomay]

please do not forget your smash mouth

[kokiri-leaf]

[taretaglia]

you better shut the fuck up before I open a nature valley bar on your bed.

[memewhore]

[polkadotmotmot]

Alberto Ybarra - Cortando fruta, 2019

[lame-games]

This is probably the best picture I’ve ever seen.

[sunblindfishfry]

they’re best friends

[giant-goldfish]

[everythingfox]

Toast your marshmallows accordingly

[whitepeopletwitter]