Craig Having an Affair with Deran’s Best Friend Headcanon
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Growing up, Craig would never admit that he was jealous that all the girls would flock to his younger brother like white on rice. Later on, after finding out about Adrian, it would make sense as to why Deran had more girls around than guys.
Deran is the kind of person who would make it totally and completely clear that his friends were off limits, especially to Craig.
But that wouldn’t stop Craig. In fact, that would only make him want to taste the forbidden fruit more. Whenever she was around he would find an excuse to be close to her, passing her a joint and letting their fingers touch or grabbing her by her ankles when she was in the pool and pulling her underwater.
It wouldn’t take them long to sleep together. Maybe she showed up looking for Deran and found Craig instead, opting to do a little blow. She’d end up bent over the back of the couch while he snorted a fat line off the curve of her spine and pounded into her.
Aftwerwards, they’d agree that it couldn’t happen again.
Like… the next fucking day.
It would be while Deran was taking a shower. It would be quick, messy with her denim shorts hanging off one ankle and her legs over his shoulders.
She’d start to get too loud and he’d definitely clamp a hand over her mouth, thrusting harder.
The affair would honestly go on for months with Deran having no clue. They’d sneak around, sometimes at 2 in the afternoon and sometimes at 2 in the morning. Whenever they had a minute to get a quickie in, they’d take advantage of the opportunity.
Deran would eventually catch them fucking outside by the pool and flip a table.
Literally. He would literally flip the table that’s outside.
Craig would instantly push her off to the side and start spewing bullshit, talking about how it was a one time thing and they’d had too much to drink.
Deran wouldn’t want any excuses, he’d just be on Craig white on rice, landing a swift punch to his older brother’s jaw before the two of them tackled each other into the pool.
It would just be a mess honestly.
Goddammit, Craig. The boy just can’t keep his shit together.