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[theseusmc]

hey!!! it's theseus here!!!

(this account is only art, i’m much more active on my personal account @theseusmcalt )

i am insane about the oh hellos and scott smajor so you WILL see posting about that- also, if you don't like traffic/empires shipping or flower husbands this is probably not the blog for you!

i'm a gay tguy (also very taken i love my bf so much)

my ao3 is moonbloomssss and i have a few fics up if you're interested in that!! i also draw a lot!!

on that note- while i am wildly slow to actually do them if you request something i'll probably do it! ask box is always open :D

also, while we're here- here's the masterpost for the eleventh hour marriage au!

marriage in the eleventh hour masterpost ! marriage in the eleventh hour, my beloved au, finally has enough to post (!!!!!) so you get scot

[the-muppet-joker]

Imagine...

♤ Joker, curled in on himself, sitting on the ground in an alleyway. It's raining, and there are streaks in his signature clown makeup ♤

♡ Joker, laughing to himself, but its coming out as sad little whimpers. "Hah...hahh...." He chuckles wetly to himself. So wet, he tears♡

◇ Joker, crying as he looks at himself in a puddle, asking himself, "why... so serious...?" And it makes him smile a little. But then, he goes back to He's cries ◇

♧ Joker, alone. No one asking if he's okay, because then, he'll just laugh. And also poison Gotham's water supply. ♧

Well...? What would you do...?

[that1fungi]

iwould hit him with my steamroller and reduce him to a thin pink film

[theseusmc]

Life Series Shaker Charms Preorders!

Preorders are open till May 10th, and each 3” acrylic charm is 15$ USD! If you enjoy treebark, desertduo, or Flower Husbands, give them a look! Available at my Etsy!

These charms feature one of three duos (treebank, desert duo, flower husbands,) and are very fun to shake around! They'll be open as preorde

Reblogs are appreciated <3

[theseusmc]

Should I re-open these preorders (+new life series ones) when Past Life starts?

Yes!!

No!!

Voting ended onJun 15, 2025

[theseusmc]

waves awkwardly. Hey guys. sorry i was gone for thirty millions years !! i’m mostly away from mcyt now (😔) but!!! if i put them up on acggoods, would yall be interested? they also would be available whenever instead of only preorders :]

should i put these on acggoods?

yes!!

no!!

Voting ended onApr 24

(if/when i do, it’ll be linked in this post!)

[theseusmc]

Haii it's the anon from earlier :3 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINING THEM BACK!!!!! Also I took a look at some of your art, and you are an incredibly talented artist :D and I'll most definitely check out that shop you recommended!

AWWWW THANK YOU!!! im so glad u like my art, it means so much to me /gen (also hell yeah!!! sparky is awesome, i absolutely adore their art)

[theseusmc]

I can't vote anymore BUT PLEASE OPEN THE PRE-ORDERS AGAIN I PHYSICALLY NEED THE FLOWER HUSBANDS ONE I HARDLY EVER SEE MERCH FOR THEMMMMM ARHSHSHSJS

DW THEYRE GONNA COME BACK I PROMISE !!!! also thank u for the support heheh

[theseusmc]

Life Series Shaker Charms Preorders!

Preorders are open till May 10th, and each 3” acrylic charm is 15$ USD! If you enjoy treebark, desertduo, or Flower Husbands, give them a look! Available at my Etsy!

These charms feature one of three duos (treebank, desert duo, flower husbands,) and are very fun to shake around! They'll be open as preorde

Reblogs are appreciated <3

[theseusmc]

Should I re-open these preorders (+new life series ones) when Past Life starts?

Yes!!

No!!

Voting ended onJun 15, 2025

[fishieguyy]

Breakfast on the albatross

[inkfal]

Chip again!

[theseusmc]

Life Series Shaker Charms Preorders!

Preorders are open till May 10th, and each 3” acrylic charm is 15$ USD! If you enjoy treebark, desertduo, or Flower Husbands, give them a look! Available at my Etsy!

These charms feature one of three duos (treebank, desert duo, flower husbands,) and are very fun to shake around! They'll be open as preorde

Reblogs are appreciated <3

[theseusmc]

Preorders close in a week! Thank you so much for all the support so far :]

[theseusmc]

Life Series Shaker Charms Preorders!

Preorders are open till May 10th, and each 3” acrylic charm is 15$ USD! If you enjoy treebark, desertduo, or Flower Husbands, give them a look! Available at my Etsy!

These charms feature one of three duos (treebank, desert duo, flower husbands,) and are very fun to shake around! They'll be open as preorde

Reblogs are appreciated <3

[snowflurrii]

hellooooo! i made some cool life series shaker keychains! they’re available now for preorder :D

keep in mind, this is a preorder and will most likely not be shipped for another month at most!

PLEASE NOTE!! this product is a preorder! it will end on april 5th, then the keychains will be ordered and they should take about 2-3 weeks

[theseusmc]

did that one trend with flubbies

[good-4-her]

[good-4-her]

simply dont monday

[ju-nebugg]

regular platonic bro activities

(tumblr fucked the quality on this one pls click 🙏🙏🙏)

[theseusmc]

your art is so insanely cute. They’re all lil goobers :D

awww!! thank you!! heres a flower husbands drawing just for you :]

[theseusmc]

care for a dance?

this is my piece for @flowerhusbandszine , an absolutely lovely project run by one of my best friends! i’m incredibly grateful for being chosen as a contributor, and i cannot express how fun and motivating this project has been <3 go check out the zine, all the artists featured are absolutely incredible!

[ceratedfish24]

Hiiiii umm. Empires SMP season 1 Scott has white wings and I know they’re supposed to be snow owl wings but what if people called him “dove” as a term of endearment that’s all thanks goodbye