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welcome... I'm fish of @fishfortress and @bluengiespy and this is my nsfw sideblog. I'll probably mostly post about my explicit works on here. 18+ followers only please

Series on AO3 collecting all my tf2 smut works

bluengiespy

Strung In My Web [explicit]

“Good… Might you indulge me and let me tie you up tonight? I assure you… I am quite used to securing people for interrogations.” Spy said, dragging his fingers up Engineer's skin and across his neck again.

The quickened pace of Engineer's heart felt like it was going to give him away, “Of… of course darlin’.”

“You're so good for me, my love.” Spy replied, tilting Engineer's chin up to kiss him.

Full uncropped image included as an illustration here in the story! [AO3]

art by @fauxmutt

#srb bc i posted it on my other one now

thesexupdate

im so mad why isnt my shit showing up in the engiespy tag ppl post cropped porn there all the time

thesexupdate

like i could post it on bluengiespy but like idk if minors follow me there or not

im so mad why isnt my shit showing up in the engiespy tag ppl post cropped porn there all the time

#fishpost

tricking everyone into reading my porn to see a beautiful image of engineer in bondage

#fishpost

engiespy bondage is ready to go but ao3 wont load. FUCK!!!

#fishpost

oh yeah engiespy bondage tomorrow probably. dropped a lot of fic today so im gonna let you guys breathe

#fishpost

sludgebitch

petplay over the internet is so funny you're texting a dog

ishtaraletheia

#critiquing your kink scenario's ludonarrative dissonance

bluengiespy

TF2 DOUBLE SIDED STANDEES!

In a collaboration with @yuri-organism, we've produced a limited run of double sided standees of your favorite mercenaries!*

*sorry to all Heavy and Soldier fans, we'll get you next time

Click here to check them out on etsy!

Close-ups under the cut!

bluengiespy

And yes, these do feature some fic easter eggs on blu team :]

#fuck it here too

lesspopped

affirmation: I am capable of finishing the works of pornographic fanfiction I start writing

lesspopped

@ people in the notes saying things along the lines of "no I'm not": INCORRECT. you ARE. finishing it slowly is still finishing it and I BELIEVE IN YOU.

@ people in the notes saying things along the lines of "yes I am": CORRECT. we are GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS.

@ people in the notes saying things along the lines of "I am also capable of starting them": CORRECT. you absolutely ARE. and THEN you are capable of FINISHING them.

@ people in the notes saying things along the lines of "this but it's my art": CORRECT. I BELIEVE IN YOU and I APOLOGIZE for not being more INCLUSIVE.

shnehollander

when the sex is a character analysis

mxbutchtwink

I actually love kinksters so much

mxbutchtwink

Learning from every source in your life that sex is disgusting and sinful, that you should be ashamed of your feelings, thoughts and desires and then having someone in a dog mask tell you, "No, it's all cool, actually," is mind-blowing lol

vintageandroid

In the comments seeing a lot of aces saying "Yeah I appreciate that kinksters are often accepting of ace people" and that is because there are many asexuals in kink! Sexual attraction or behavior is not essential to kink/BDSM.

My spouse and I are both a-spec kinksters who do a lot of Kinky Activities and exactly zero traditional genital-involving sex. I write about being nonsexual kinksters professionally as well.

hoothalcyon

"One funny thing: At most of the kink parties Selena went to, no one was doing anything that seemed to be sexual. People would say, 'I'm tying someone up, that's sex,' but much of the time it didn't seem to feel sexual and nobody could explain how this made sense. Was tying someone up really sex, or was it a rope and some trust? Selena didn't care about sex, but she did love rope, so it was unclear exactly what was happening here, and what she actually wanted.

Intimacy, it turns out. Selena cared about intimacy, and kink was a way for her to be intimate with others. Intimacy and sex are not the same. Intimacy can be in service of sex or sex can be in service of intimacy, or they can be completely separate..."

-Angela Chen, Ace: What Asexuality Reveals about Desire, Society, and the Meaning of Sex

keepin-it-trancey

Oh my god-

I never thought of it that way

tramtheram

Kink is allowing folks a space to be weird and unconventional, its in that space that questions can be asked and explored in a way conventional space wouldn't normally allow.

#TRUE