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@theshapc
tonight I drew this
wait... HE CAN LAUGH???
good morning God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everybody’s problem
JASON LET HIM GO YOURE GOING TO CRUSH HIM!!!
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Bonus points if you include what you attack them with
assorted slasher movie sentence starters !!
content warnings that generally apply to slashers (such as violence, gore, sexual themes, etc) are applicable here, feel free to change any pronouns/phrases to fit your muse as needed!!
“ paradise lost? found it! ”
“ it’s a scream baby! ”
“ it hurt like a son of a bitch, it even bled! ”
“ i’m your boyfriend now, [name]. ”
“ i don’t think you could pick your nose without written instructions. ”
“ you’re saying that that’s a real person underneath? ”
“ be good to him and he will be good to you. ”
“ be my victim. ”
“ oh, please don’t kill me, mr. [name/alias]. i wanna be in the sequel! ”
“ morality sucks. ”
“ i know what you did, nasty [name]! ”
“ aside from that, the simple answer is run like a motherfucker and don’t stop till the sun comes up. ”
“ i’ll teach you to fuck with me! ”
“ yeah, it’s probably the serial killers or something. ”
“ you wouldn’t hurt me, would you [name]? ”
“ i hate a guy with a car and no sense of humour. ”
“ your disbelief destroyed the faith of my congregation. ”
“ everybody’s a suspect! ”
“ they will say that i have shed innocent blood. ”
“ it is going to get wet in here tonight. lace your boots up kiddies! ”
“ [name], come back. i’ll be good, i will. ”
“ why don’t you go find a wall socket and stick your tongue in it, that’ll give you a charge. ”
“ this is the end, friend! ”
“ you walk in on a funeral for a fucking fanbelt? ”
“ death has come to your little town, [name]. ”
“ what do i have to do to prove to you that i’m not a killer? ”
“ do you believe that people can dream what’s going to happen?”
“ music gives him so much joy. ”
“ don’t tell them what we did! ”
“ goodnight, asshole! ”
“ you’re just gonna let ‘em leave like that? ”
“ was that the boogeyman? ”
“ expect to see more of me. ”
“ my mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me. ”
“ the caller is inside the house. the calls are coming from inside the house! ”
“ do you believe in me? ”
“ allow me at least one kiss. just one exquisite kiss. ”
“ what’s your favourite scary movie? ”
OH NO!!! HIS LOVE WAS A TRAP!!!
Manhandling symbol starters
Send one for your muse to…
★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground
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blondie // dirtycoach:
God how Cody wished he’d had his own knife with him, that would make this whole mess a lot more fair, but instead he had to rely on his fists and a pipe that seemed to barely faze the killer, the new knife wound wasn’t helping.
In an attempt to at least disorient the man some, Cody lands a swift kick to The Shape’s torso, the force behind it should have been enough to knock the man’s wind out of him. And suddenly, Cody’s running off to god knows where. All the blonde knew was he had to find a place to hide, either to stay alive as long as possible or to ambush The Shape. either way he knew he’d probably end up dying in the house if he didn’t do something.
The kick caught him off guard, making him stagger backwards and grip tighter onto his knife. He fumbled around for a moment as he struggled to catch his breath, freezing when he eventually did. He turned and stared coldly at Cody as he stood back fully upright, tilting his head slowly.
He watched in anticipation as the blonde bolted away. He paced after Cody, watching him closely as he took off. Michael was honestly always more entertained by the chase of it all. He was like a cat in his actions, stalking and chasing his prey all as part of some sort of game in his mind. He knew the layout of this house like the back of his own hand, he grew up here and he had been living in its ruins for a while now. The game had truly just begun and he was starting to get his kicks.
THE MCELROY BROTHERS’ MBMBAM PROMPTS.
“ i’m like a rotisserie shithead ! ”
“ i am very uncomfortable with the energy we’ve created. ”
“ i’m so ashamed , i hide under the table ! ”
“ tarantulas : eight legs of justice. ”
“ if these boys are rattlin’ , you best get skedaddlin’ ! ”
“ oh god , i’m flashing back ! ”
“ these are just three regular frogs. ”
“ ( name ) is … hungry for responsibility. ”
“ i wanna talk about tarantulas. ”
“ hey , i just had an interesting thought : ’ actually , fuck this ! ’ ”
“ hey , sonic the hedgehog is in here ! ”
“ ( he / she / they ) just gave me a big bag of weed ! ”
“ you look like if hepatitis was a person. ”
“ did somebody order snacks ? FRUIT ROLL - UPS ! ”
“ what a sad life you must live ! ”
“ hey. what’s up with drugs ? ”
“ oh , no ! am i gonna die ?! ”
“ gotta have my vape ! ”
“ i abandoned my boy. i abandoned my boy ! ”
“ it is a gun for … spaghetti. ”
“ you look like the saint peter who meets fashion trends in hell. ”
“ here’s the thing about microsoft : they don’t have that young , hot , fresh energy , and nobody knows what they’re up to nowadays. ”
“ so what we have here is a really cool guy. ”
“ i traded six pounds of cocaine for a new episode of ’ frasier ’ on the internet. ”
“ no science , no math. only man. ”
“ there’s no god ! there’s only poetry ! ”
“ what if all the dinosaurs went extinct again ? ”
“ the movie ’ shrek , ’ but live action. ”
“ belts are the shoelaces of your pants. ”
blondie // dirtycoach:
To say that the knife being jammed into his shoulder and tortuously removed didn’t hurt like a bitch would be a big fat lie, the blonde lets out a loud hiss of pain, hand coming up to the injury to assess the damage, pulling his hand away as he winces from the pain, he looked down at blood it had picked up, and the dribbles of it that stained his white shirt. “Well- Fuck you too”
He’d still been holding onto the pipe he’d grabbed at the beginning of this entire mess, and in a moment of brilliance he swings it like a bat, putting all his strength in the blow he lands to the side of The Shape’s head.
He recoiled slightly at the impact and reached for his wound, swiping away traces of his own blood. Despite his incredible durability, Michael was still only human and could very much bleed. Head injuries were never fun either, even if you are the Shape.
He grimaced at the sight of his own blood, wiping it off on his sleeve before turning his attention back to the blonde. He swung his knife at him, slashing at whatever exposed flesh he could reach. He smirked to himself as he watched the blood slowly ooze from the new injury. After cleaning his blade with his coveralls, he went back to probing at his head wound with a hidden scowl.
cat // brutemper:
The little cat trills, gently bumping his head into Micheal’s hand, ah yes, this was The Life. Catsui purred at the scratching behind his ears, eyes closed in a moment of contentment. If he’s lucky he might be able to con the human out of some food too.
He hummed quietly to himself as he scratched behind the feline’s ears, gently petting the tips of his ears in the process. Normally, he wouldn’t soften up like this and present himself in such a human manner. However, he had a bit of a weak spot when it came to cats.
@dirtycoach || mikey’s gotta get violent
Michael stared at the man before him, clutching tightly onto his knife before plunging it into his shoulder. He maintained eye contact as he twisted the blade, quickly ripping it out with a small chuckle. He wiped the blood off on his coveralls, tilting his head and watching him closely for his reaction.