Let's carve a path

Hi I'm Daniel (28, white, Jewish, bi, he/him) I'm a math teacher and I 100% completed every Zelda game (including TOTK). Feel free to send an ask for anything you want tagged

[thesheikahslate]

yaaaaaaay

[amnesiaguy]

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

[determinate-negation]

never mention writing in a post on tumblr or youll be reminded that some peoples lives revolve entirely around fanfiction

[cutshaw]

every couple of years there's a new superhero movie that will have many people telling you "no I know marvel is bad but this one is different, it's really good!" stay vigilant. it's gonna be bad

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

[orteil42]

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

[nightporter1980]

tumblr users love to act like fanfiction is important

[punkitt-is-here]

I'm playing the HD version of FFX and I'm really enjoying it but I find it so funny when any of the main cast has to interact with a one-time NPC and you can see where the budget went

[knifechamber]

[brainrotcake]

"I saved your life, Jesse. Are you gonna save mine?"

[o0kawaii0o]

Hero of Time

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

just contained electro's power AMA

[uptownthots]

what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right

[uptownthots]

DONT SAY THAAAAAAAAT

[sanrio-stud]

how many pics & videos do you have on your phone?

0-500

501-1,000

1,001-5,000

5,001-10,000

10,001-15,000

15,001-20,000

20,001-25,000

25,001-30,000

30,001-40,000

40,001-50,000

50,001-60,000

> 60,000

Voting ended onJul 30

[entiqua]

turns your wolf link into a spirit tracks wolfos

[segamascott]

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

[hotvampireadjacent]

Taylor Swift fans pay $32 for garbage from outside wedding

The garbage was from outside the barriers that surrounded Madison Square Garden for Swift’s wedding. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read mor

[duncebento]

they probably pay $32 for garbage from taylor swift every year-- each time she releases an album!

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"