is this fate?

put the oil in, light the lamp and let blood flow through rusty words.

[bugsnax]

NIKO 28 yrs (9/3/97) bi / ace? + nb (tme) they/them korean-american adoptee

CARRD / DIRECTORY

i do all sorts of stupid and gay shit

[segamascott]

baby's first bruh moment

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[bugsnax]

im going to attack someone

got dragged to a grad party bc "we'll just be 1 hr, 2 hrs max!"

THREE

MOTHERFUCKING

HOURS

and we arent leaving anytime soon

[bugsnax]

its also been downpouring for two hours and weve been outside under a tent........ive just been playing balatro :(

[bugsnax]

im going to attack someone

got dragged to a grad party bc "we'll just be 1 hr, 2 hrs max!"

THREE

MOTHERFUCKING

HOURS

and we arent leaving anytime soon

[fairycosmos]

my 1 wish is that people believe me when i say i'm doomed. then they can stop saying things like it's going to be okay. love you SO much diva but it's simply not due to the reality we live in

[onceiwashere]

breaking news cat just did a little meow and rolled over a bit

[toskarin]

oh my god it hurts

[toskarin]

and it's going to hurt forever

[toskarin]

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

[little-bisexual-gargoyle]

vivian wilson really roasted lindsey graham so hard that he died the day after this got posted.

the smartypants society are the new world order.

[lilys-yuri-archive]

to all the trans girls reading this: the world is a better place because you exist

[bugsnax]

i had a dream last night that i got an ask from a random mutual (who im p sure was just a made-up account my brain fabricated and does not actually exist irl) that basically just said "your art style is derivative of other gay ppls, kinda like chappell roan's Hot To Go" and i just blinked and stared at it for a second. quietly unfollowed the person. and started to type up a reply that said "did you forget to hit anon here" but then i accidentally refreshed the page and the ask vanished

[feldfrog]

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

[glowcowboy]

it’s small joys saturday y’all let’s get it

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

hey

[rcktpwr]

not in the mood today quincy

[c3po]

seriously.. read the mood quincy

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

sorry guys

[tacobellfries]

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[fluff-e-boy]

One of the most important images of all time