Birds of Power

fifth rate pokemon speedrunner. bird enjoyer. mantine/drifloon dislikers DNI. she/her. https://twitch.tv/corvimae

[corvimae]

op must’ve been on line when they wrote this post 🤣

[im-in-your-mind]

[fawfulydoo]

bird up

[fullmoonguidance]

using windows movie destroyer to make youtube soap

[toskarin]

I feel like I'd be a bad guardian to the pikmin. they'd fuck something up and I'd try to be patient, but they'd have the pikmin face and I'd get so mad I'd have to go sit on the other side of my little space ship

[bixels]

Splatoon Raiders epilogue scene.

[bixels]

This is my contribution to Splatoon worldbuilding.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

[fireworkss-exe]

throwing lit matches at preschoolers is punk

[rehabghost]

fanart of x the everything app

[sakutarousadventure]

they need to defeat summer. summer is my enemy

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[amazoogle]

[beeeleenn]

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

[lightninggrave]

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

[aokozaki]

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

[lightninggrave]

posting is exactly like beowulf

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

play squid games win squid prizes

[seat-safety-switch]

Have any of your kids become machinists lately? The signs can be subtle, but they're there. Every day, thousands of children become obsessed with precisely fabricating intricate mechanical parts. Only some of them become productive members of society, like hot rod builders or railway clock engineers. Virtually all of them are lost to constructing scale-model steam engines. Concerned parents are watching for the following signs.

Police know that the first sign of affiliation into a new gang is a change in the subject's vocabulary. New words. Unfamiliar names. Did little Johnny never mention the words "locating datum" before he suddenly blurted it out by accident one night at dinner? It may be time to have a conversation with his teacher, to find out more about who he spends his time with at school. If you can get to it early enough, you can nip it in the bud.

In a similar vein, it's important to figure out where all their money is going. Kids who get hooked on the machinist lifestyle will often buy ridiculous things in order to "prove" their affiliation with the gang. One mother of two in Rhode Island came home to find a bunch of strange metallic cylinders on her doorstep, shipped overnight from FedEx to her youngest child. Round stock. She thought it was "just a phase." Her child is doing time in a federal penitentiary, after getting all fucked up on DYKEM markers and stabbing an engineer for submitting an insufficiently dimensioned drawing.

Last, an obsession with precision is often your last chance to have a talk with a wayward child. Are things in your house suddenly becoming rigidly aligned to an invisible grid system? Are you noticing things becoming burnished or otherwise polished, that weren't before? A trusted adult's timely intervention when your kid is micrometering a piece of sheet metal found in the alley may be all that is saving your kid from a lifetime of obsessing over thousandths.

With your vigilance and hard work, we can keep children from growing up to become machinists. Nobody's dream for their child should involve "estate sale full of hundreds of thousands of useless brackets."

[corvimae]

[Posting Tutorial]

Combine [Words] to make [Posts].

As [Words] are collected, new types of [Post] become available. [Words] have many functions, so collect as many as you can.

As [Posts] are viewed by [Followers], their [Notes] increase. Aim for a high score!

This concludes the [Posting Tutorial].

[spore-2008]

don't forget to pre-order spore coming september 7 2008