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I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not. - firkin_slang_whanger

#botanical #drawing #pinecone #plants #edible #showerthoughts #green

In 'How I Met Your Mother,' Ted represents how most guys see themselves. Barney represents what most guys think they would most enjoy being like. But secretly, Marshall represents the type of life most guys would be happiest living.- mista_rager

#himym #ted mosby #barney stinson #marshall #how i met your mother #see no evil #speak no evil #hear no evil #showerthoughts #suits #suit up #television #tv #netflix #cbs #legendary

If Chris Brown made a song titled, "Rihanna" and it got to #1 on the Billboards then Rihanna would be his Greatest Hit.- igivefreetickles

#rihanna #chris brown #hit #greatest hit #billboard #hah #showerthoughts

From the viewpoint of the Simpsons characters, Itchy And Scratchy has hyperrealistic animation. - UltraCow1

#showerthoughts #simpsons #itchy and scratchy #homer #marge #cartoon #tv #realistic animation

Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions. - rrtaylor

#showerthoughts #lobsters #mermaids #scorpions #lobster #sea #under the sea

A broken clock is exactly right twice a day, but a clock set one minute too fast is never, ever exactly right - RSpiess

#clocks #showerthoughts #deep thoughts #time #philisophical #salvidor dali #minutes #hours #seconds #broken #unfixable #melting

Whoever put the 'b' in 'subtle', was a genius. - MattPrime

#showerthoughts #linguist humour #words

Babies are just a parasitic STD that, after 9months of sucking on a woman's nutrients, grows strong enough to leave the womb and instead feed on your financial resources. - scvannost

#showerthoughts #baby #parasite #financialresources #STD