The Shuffles

Trans, Pan, and Kvlt. I only accept dick pics from girls

[theshuffles]

Just on here to remind people I have a twitter, and I post nsfw stuff on it, and honestly I'm barely on here anymore. @DumbitchThe

[theshuffles]

Not posting on here much anymore. Can't be bothered dealing with terfs. 

[theshuffles]

Right, going to sleep, hopefully it'll last longer than just an hour or two

[mailboxer-deactivated20200416]

[grrrrrifff]

Wine, money, travel

[allegras-sunflower]

Wine, marriage, butter… Sounds like one wild grocery run.

[illneverunderstandthisplace]

Travel, new car, and crabs …

[droppedmystitches]

marriage, money, ass 🤔

[theshuffles]

Pussy, penis and anal.

Nice

[theshuffles]

So I just finished episode 13 of Magia Record, and I still don't know exactly where in the timeline this is supposed to be, can't be after the original series or before Rebellion since Witches exist, since Homura rewrote the universe, it's probably safe to say Witches would exist again in the post-rebellion universe, since they would be no God Madoka to deal with them...soooo post rebellion?

Also since Sayaka is a magical girl, and it seems she has been a while, it's safe to assume this doesn't take place before or during the original series.

[theshuffles]

Honestly, Bethesda should've just taken the possible backlash from making only one ending in Daggerfall canon, rather than create the absolute clusterfuck of a concept that is a Dragon break...

They didn't have any problem making it canon that the HoK gave Umbra back to Clavicus Vile...I know my HoK didn't give it back.

[theshuffles]

So turns out, whether its tumblr or twitter, all I do on social media is fucking talk to myself.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Send Me Your Assumptions About Me And I’ll Respond With “Correct,” “Nope” or “Kinda”

[blackmetallersdoingnormalstuff]

This dude on Tinder is acting like Electric Wizard is some underground uber kvlt band that no one knows about and honestly I want to die.

[blackmetallersdoingnormalstuff]

He did not know what Wacken Open Air was.

Holy shit y’all please end me.

[theshuffles]

Reminds me of this guy I spoke to once, who thought Seeds of Iblis was mainstream, but Burzum is super underground and unheard of.

[theshuffles]

I feel like I could scream into an endless void of nothingness, and still get more interaction than I do tumblr lmao

[johnny-ignition]

Tell me about it. This place is becoming more and more of a graveyard.

[theshuffles]

I blame the porn ban, among other things.

[theshuffles]

I feel like I could scream into an endless void of nothingness, and still get more interaction than I do tumblr lmao

[theshuffles]

[theshuffles]

Actually pretty happy about this one, felt cute.

[theshuffles]

Took this a while ago, kept forgetting to post it.

[theshuffles]

Last selfie of 2019

[c4tto626]

*sees someone else’s tes oc* this is the coolest oc i’ve ever seen! *sees someone else’s tes oc* this is the coolest oc i’ve ever seen!! *sees someone else’s tes oc* this is the coolest oc i’ve ever seen!! *sees someone else’s tes oc* now this is the—

[theshuffles]

So I started hormone patches a few weeks ago, and so far:

My facial hair is softer?

My face is more sensitive?

Boobs slightly bigger??

[askpillow]

Reblog if it is alright if I come to your blog and anonymously confess something to you.