Fortune Fossil

urulystryx.tumblr.com/ask Sleep deprived, blunt, advice and reality dispensing, fossilized curmudgeon. A non-newtonian self-educational opportunity. minors DNI everyone else; INTERACT AT YOUR OWN RISK 🤔🤐🤪🙄🤣🤨🤬

[urulystryx]

A bit about me;

Born an awkward prodigy, unfit for the machinations of the hollow, high society schtick I was supposed to pave the inroads for.

(An eerily accurate penchant for predictive pattern recognition and testing verified scores, results, percentiles...useless in any refined context.)

One step short of caged, constantly kept in a state of terror and powerlessness until escaping into the military.

(Ttrpg's and BDSM were my coping tools, art was my expressions as such.)

Combat arms was an oddly peaceful occupation compared to my earlier life. Finished out my 8 years scarred as much internally as externally. Back to civvie life I went.

Marriage, divorce, just about done with everything. Now I just offer advice, counsel, and observations to those who genuinely ask.

I despise humble bragging, hate myself and the innate ability summed up as "too stubborn to just die" that keeps me rattling around. At the end of the day I'm a grizzled vet that is cosplaying as a well-ish adjusted hooman adult.

Idk how to finish this, so...

[witchmarsh]

Romance option?? (no)

Wishlist Witchmarsh on Steam now!

[natequarter]

do communists realise that the "glorious revolution" refers to an event in british history where one monarch was replaced with another because the former was catholic and they distrusted him so much they were willing to ignore the "natural" line of succession in favour of someone who suited their needs better? or that the other glorious revolution refers to a spanish revolution which overthrew the then queen of spain to replace her with... an elected king for three years, followed by a republic that lasted all of a year?

[urulystryx]

I honestly believe they're realize that on par with the number of them that realize that people are also a part of the means of production being seized LOL

[simply-ivanka]

Donald Harris, Kamala's dad, is still alive.

Why wasn’t he there to see his daughter be nominated for president?

[gusty-wind]

[urulystryx]

As Despicable as this may sound, circumcised foreskin of infants has been used by the cosmetology industry for decades.

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

[urulystryx]

Christmas, Christmas Truce is here,

ceasefire's on, there's time for cheer.

(Artillery fire whistling ominously closer in the distance)

[gusty-wind]

[urulystryx]

[xemyalistra-deactivated20241003]

men practice restraint and dignity challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[pukicho]

Batman fucking sucks. Imagine not being able to kill one normal guy dressed as a clown. Your arch nemesis is normal clown guy? You fucking kidding me? Doesn't superman shoot suns out of his cock, and this is the best you can do?

[dungeonmastersdiary]

[urulystryx]

Gamers by Dead Gentlemen Productions

[urulystryx]

Always remember that the 5th Ring is the Void

[spirulin4]

why do men hate going to the doctor so much

[cyber-junkyard]

we yearn for just crawling into a dark place and dying alone like a dog

[spirulin4]

why don't more of you do it then

[urulystryx]

Because we don't take orders from, nor feed the delusions of post-wall Karen's

[02nd]

for your pussy

[urulystryx]

Not everybody has them privilege of playing the victim and suffering because of their own choices and getting away with it. Age will give you a better perspective that you seem to sorely lack at the moment. Good luck

[melancholicsh4wty]

hmmmm a divorced, more than likely middle aged man calling a 24 year old "post wall". i think i have officially seen it all lmao

[urulystryx]

The general intent still stands.

I do recommend looking at what soy is identified as in the body and what the ramifications of excessive amounts of that in the body over extended periods of time can do to both males and females. Current dietary trends are causing a fair amount of the issues that leave a lot of women in that particular situation.

The environment women have been raised up in over the last five decades has also conditioned to them to rely upon excessive amounts of dopamine and attention to validate their existence. The Advent of fast response time via communications, the global reach of the internet, and lack of societal consequences nowadays, has left a lot of women both young and old aimless and struggling. I don't think they're less than me, they're equal but different. I honestly do feel sorry for the skewed and twisted perspectives that have become the norm and left them in such a ragged state. On The Other Extreme you have men going through a similar conditioning that has led to confusion which causes a myriad of issues including depression. Without any support structure or role model to depend upon while growing through their formative years they are left justice confused, damaged, aimless as women.

I'm not one of those needy wannabe dominants that are so prolific on this site. Nor am I a pedophile that wants anything to do with that shit. When it comes down to it, women have made themselves not worth the trouble anymore. So why bother. I have tenuous hopes for the future, but nothing near enough to the horizon to hope or rely upon.

I have my hobbies, I have my job, I have a roof over my head that I own, I have everything I need and don't require external affirmation to exist comfortably. How about you?

[melancholicsh4wty]

[urulystryx]

Hey everybody, I think I unlocked an achievement on the Hellsite!

[spirulin4]

why do men hate going to the doctor so much

[cyber-junkyard]

we yearn for just crawling into a dark place and dying alone like a dog

[spirulin4]

why don't more of you do it then

[urulystryx]

Because we don't take orders from, nor feed the delusions of post-wall Karen's

[02nd]

for your pussy

[urulystryx]

Not everybody has them privilege of playing the victim and suffering because of their own choices and getting away with it. Age will give you a better perspective that you seem to sorely lack at the moment. Good luck

[melancholicsh4wty]

hmmmm a divorced, more than likely middle aged man calling a 24 year old "post wall". i think i have officially seen it all lmao

[urulystryx]

The general intent still stands.

I do recommend looking at what soy is identified as in the body and what the ramifications of excessive amounts of that in the body over extended periods of time can do to both males and females. Current dietary trends are causing a fair amount of the issues that leave a lot of women in that particular situation.

The environment women have been raised up in over the last five decades has also conditioned to them to rely upon excessive amounts of dopamine and attention to validate their existence. The Advent of fast response time via communications, the global reach of the internet, and lack of societal consequences nowadays, has left a lot of women both young and old aimless and struggling. I don't think they're less than me, they're equal but different. I honestly do feel sorry for the skewed and twisted perspectives that have become the norm and left them in such a ragged state. On The Other Extreme you have men going through a similar conditioning that has led to confusion which causes a myriad of issues including depression. Without any support structure or role model to depend upon while growing through their formative years they are left justice confused, damaged, aimless as women.

I'm not one of those needy wannabe dominants that are so prolific on this site. Nor am I a pedophile that wants anything to do with that shit. When it comes down to it, women have made themselves not worth the trouble anymore. So why bother. I have tenuous hopes for the future, but nothing near enough to the horizon to hope or rely upon.

I have my hobbies, I have my job, I have a roof over my head that I own, I have everything I need and don't require external affirmation to exist comfortably. How about you?

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

@urulystryx

Were your a prisoner of war or were you gangbanged?

If it’s the latter you need therapy if it’s the first part wear your medal and maybe go get some go-go boys

[urulystryx]

Try again, I think you skipped a few steps on the list. When you have an actual debatable point, feel free to come back.

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

No where’s your medal or where you gangbqnged ?

[urulystryx]

I have six citations and metals in total. You seem to be obsessed with getting fucked by a shitload of guys, he might want to seek therapy for that? Too soon?

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Nah I didn’t lose my wife to a better man. And I didn’t serve in what Serbia?

[urulystryx]

I lost you to her mental illness and issues. Another guy can happily fucking have her.

You seem to be up on all kinds of stuff, I'm sure there's a Sabaton album you can check to figure it out lol. But if you could figure it out for yourself by all means feel free to look. We've been doing peacekeeping operations for the last 60 years and about 17 countries have fun narrowing it down

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Sorry I didn’t serve in the fucking 90’s lmao. Also I’m not a faggot I don’t listen to sabaton I listen frank ocean. I also don’t neeed to narrow it down you stolen valor bitch made punk

[urulystryx]

do feel free to look up the actual year that they switched the peacekeeping orders to a different classification because of medal and award recipient issues as well as veterans unable to see care due to specific things happening on those orders being treated as if in Garrison as opposed to deployed.

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Should have said that like several points of contact back glad you thought of it now.

[urulystryx]

Why bother, you're the expert. Right? You know more about my career and my life than I do? If that's the case could you help me track down one of my missing 13 dd214s and 18 NGB 22s?

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Nah you need a 42a for that

[urulystryx]

Awww... get on it then, get back to me when the task's accomplished.

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Uhhh kiss me first handsome

[urulystryx]

Not even if I got to personally dishonorably discharg that civilian Navy Admiral they're parading around nowadays. Best of luck with that though I'm sure you'll find the right guy for you someday

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

@urulystryx

Were your a prisoner of war or were you gangbanged?

If it’s the latter you need therapy if it’s the first part wear your medal and maybe go get some go-go boys

[urulystryx]

Try again, I think you skipped a few steps on the list. When you have an actual debatable point, feel free to come back.

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

No where’s your medal or where you gangbqnged ?

[urulystryx]

I have six citations and metals in total. You seem to be obsessed with getting fucked by a shitload of guys, he might want to seek therapy for that? Too soon?

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Nah I didn’t lose my wife to a better man. And I didn’t serve in what Serbia?

[urulystryx]

I lost you to her mental illness and issues. Another guy can happily fucking have her.

You seem to be up on all kinds of stuff, I'm sure there's a Sabaton album you can check to figure it out lol. But if you could figure it out for yourself by all means feel free to look. We've been doing peacekeeping operations for the last 60 years and about 17 countries have fun narrowing it down

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Sorry I didn’t serve in the fucking 90’s lmao. Also I’m not a faggot I don’t listen to sabaton I listen frank ocean. I also don’t neeed to narrow it down you stolen valor bitch made punk

[urulystryx]

do feel free to look up the actual year that they switched the peacekeeping orders to a different classification because of medal and award recipient issues as well as veterans unable to see care due to specific things happening on those orders being treated as if in Garrison as opposed to deployed.

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Should have said that like several points of contact back glad you thought of it now.

[urulystryx]

Why bother, you're the expert. Right? You know more about my career and my life than I do? If that's the case could you help me track down one of my missing 13 dd214s and 18 NGB 22s?

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Nah you need a 42a for that

[urulystryx]

Awww... get on it then, get back to me when the task's accomplished.

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

@urulystryx

Were your a prisoner of war or were you gangbanged?

If it’s the latter you need therapy if it’s the first part wear your medal and maybe go get some go-go boys

[urulystryx]

Try again, I think you skipped a few steps on the list. When you have an actual debatable point, feel free to come back.

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

No where’s your medal or where you gangbqnged ?

[urulystryx]

I have six citations and metals in total. You seem to be obsessed with getting fucked by a shitload of guys, he might want to seek therapy for that? Too soon?

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Nah I didn’t lose my wife to a better man. And I didn’t serve in what Serbia?

[urulystryx]

I lost you to her mental illness and issues. Another guy can happily fucking have her.

You seem to be up on all kinds of stuff, I'm sure there's a Sabaton album you can check to figure it out lol. But if you could figure it out for yourself by all means feel free to look. We've been doing peacekeeping operations for the last 60 years and about 17 countries have fun narrowing it down

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Sorry I didn’t serve in the fucking 90’s lmao. Also I’m not a faggot I don’t listen to sabaton I listen frank ocean. I also don’t neeed to narrow it down you stolen valor bitch made punk

[urulystryx]

So how did that Grandma's couch camouflage do you?

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Can’t related I enlisted when they were phasing it out I got multi-cam

[urulystryx]

I escaped before they just phased it in.

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

That’s for the best that camo sucked

[urulystryx]

It was just trash, you weren't allowed to press it or iron it or anything from what I could see with the guys that had preemptively bought it. He just walked around looking like a camouflage velcro patch with wrinkles.