Last Chance Sausage

C'est toujours bon

[lastchancesausage]

Bonjour, rat salauds!

I am the artist formerly known as @goodymcgoodface. I needed a break, and what can I say? The hellsite drew me back because I missed everyone. anyway, it me!

[ohitsbunny]

[wowwforever]

I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense

[pmamtraveller]

Riga, Latvia

[lastchancesausage]

In my senior citizen era😬

[baraphalloplastyclinic-deactiva]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[ladyfoxfire]

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.

[dressedupliketheking]

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

[marxism-transgenderism]

Hi if you ever find yourself in a relationship saying anything along the lines of "well I can't leave cause I would never be able to find something better than this because I'm trans/fat/aging/antisocial/unlucky" I beg of you to run. Please. You can find and build better but in order to do that you have to take the first step out the door. You do not have to endure abuse, mistreatment, or just plain incompatibility for the sake of a fraction of happiness. You don't.

[marxism-transgenderism]

This post has ended multiple shitty relationships. Reblog it to end even more

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This gives half bath a whole new meaning.

[ralfmaximus]

Half assed too?

[argumate]

radio is kind of wild really, the first thing we did after discovering an ethereal field that permeates the universe is infuse it with music.

[throatoftheworld]

Mystical Blessing by Gilbert Williams, 2000

[thingsfromthedirt]

1970 cloth calendar shirt

[incorrectapus]

What is it that makes old guys worldwide say “im going to take off my shirt and record myself singing a song. im going to upload that to youtube and then do that 8000 more times”. Like seriously what is it? is there some kind of virus

[kitsnicket]

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

[kitsnicket]

“The universal girlhood experience of—“ [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[rimeheart]

“And spoke like they’d be there” 💀💀💀

[pmamtraveller]

these plaster bandages

[bushdog]

Gretsch G6120-6/12 Chet Atkins Nashville Double Neck Guitar MIJ Made In Japan Orange Rare! c 1997

[thejohnberry]

Count Binface reciting Homer in Greek.

[crumbwinner]

this clip makes me so emotional. i feel like this sometimes, at night especially. That the whole wide world may swallow me whole. That i’m wide-eyed in the face of god. that I’m not a victim of smallness but rather its loving disciple.