Howdy Pillar

//a non canon Howdy Pillar blog! [admin: @easterartist]// //The only rules are be respectful and no NSFW! other than that have fun! :D//

[thesilliesthappiestbugdegaowner]

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The scene before you is a dark room with a singular TV in the middle. The TV is on, and a paused static filled image of a certain caterpillar can be seen on the screen. He's mid laugh, leaning on the counter as one of his hands looks like it hit the surface of it.

Then, from an area you can not see, a click can be heard. The image starts rewinding, showing everything that has once occured...

Soon, it reaches a blue screen. Another click is heard, and the screen is turned off, completely darkening the room in its entirety.

The show begins again, a new. Welcome home.

[ASKS ARE OPEN]

[thesilliesthappiestbugdegaowner]

ELLO!!!Hiya, I'm Farley!! Er..that's what I go by on anon anyways! I just would like to ask.. uh.. what are yer prices.. do ya accept knock knock jokes that are overused? I'm not the most witty guy who can come up with a joke on the spot, so is it allowed for me to use a knock knock jokes book? I'm sorry... I just have worse humor than the adorable gray hotdog with a bowtie and the little bundle of soda on caffeine combined. This is not to insult either o' em.. I find em kinda sweet anyways- anyhow.. uh..Oh shoot- I forgot to ask.. how are ya doin'?

(WE'RE ON ANON NOW! LET'S DO THIS!!!!)

"Howdy do, fine customer!", he grins, waving. He hums, putting on of his hands on his chin and one of his other hands on his hip," overused knock knock jokes? Well, I don't see why not! If it makes me laugh, then that there is fine enough to pay for my wares!'

He paused at the question directed at him, his antennas perking up," Oh, I'm doing just fine! It's a nice day today for sure! A breath of fresh air even! Oh, that reminds me I got a shipment of canned air recently! It's on aisle three if you're interested haha!"

[thesilliesthappiestbugdegaowner]

Good morro- I mean hello brother. ~ @laterpillartheselfawarepoet

"oh! Howdy do, Latter!", He waves at his brother, pausing in wiping the counter. He leans a bit on it, tilting his head as one of his antennas flicking a bit," What brings you here? I wasn't aware you were visiting! I woulda spruced up the place a bit if I did!"

[thesilliesthappiestbugdegaowner]

Why are you so petty and rude to Latter? Are you jealous he got wings before you?

"now hang on a sec! What gives you the idea that I'm rude and petty to latter!? I'm not!... At least, I.. don't think I am." At first he looks upset before pausing, an unsure expression forming on his face.

After a minute he shakes his head, crossing his upper arms over his chest while the lower ones get set on his hips," now now, I am not jealous of my brother for getting wings before me! Actually I'm happy for the guy, every pillar deserves to get wings!"

He paused again, his antennas lowering,".. i-i'm sure I'll get mine eventually... I'm just a late bloomer, like ma and Pa say... Yeah..."

[thesilliesthappiestbugdegaowner]

Howdy is currently moving boxes around in his storage room, humming a tune as he was. He seems to be organizing new supplies.

He paused however, as an odd dejavu feeling over came him. "Hm...? Why do I feel like.. something.. is different???"

He paused for a bit longer before a chuckle leaves him," Oh , Howdy! It's probably just a draft or something! ... I probably should double check if it is or not! Can't be having the bodega breaking!"

[thesilliesthappiestbugdegaowner]

// Hey everyone! Blog admin here!

Apologies for not posting in a while. I haven't been online for a while due to issues IRL and mental stuff. I'm better now, but I also am unsure of what to post here now

So I'm doing a massive overhaul! The blog will remain, and I'll empty the blog to start fresh! Apologies if you're asks weren't answered, but you may send them again if you wish after the blog restarts a new!

There will no longer be two timelines, so it'll all be one howdy! Again I'm really sorry about this.

Have a nice day! And don't forget to wave up high!//