Can I Eat It?

They call me the Mac Attack. Not really. But, they DO call me Venom. Or Scorpion. Or Spider-Man, if you're Norman Osborn. All I DO know is, you roll into my territory, you're not coming out the same way you came in. - - - 616-based Mac Gargan Occasionally NSFW Tracking thesinisterspidey Other Blogs

[thesinisterspidey]

So, I made a post about my other blogs (finally).

Also I'll be here.

[archerparadox-blog1]

'You Are Mine' meme

[archerparadox-blog1]

Whoa, okay there cowboy.

I get that I have to do what you tell me to a point, but I draw the line at killing people.

As much as I would love to wreck Jameson’s office.

[thesinisterspidey]

Relax. He’s not home.

I don’t want him dead. Just miserable.

[archerparadox-blog1]

Torture people on your own time. I’m not here for that.

[thesinisterspidey]

Uh. I kinda own you?

[thesinisterspidey]

List of Active/Semi Active Blogs

Deadpool Doctor Doom Carnage Doctor Nemesis Venom (Mac Gargan) Punisher (Genderbent) Jeroen Thorndike/The Doctor Johnny Blaze / Danny Ketch

[malissawithan-a]

No bake pumpkin cheesecake caramel cones. Yum!

[superior-spidey3294]

My favorite incarnation of scorpion

[archerparadox-blog1]

'You Are Mine' meme

[archerparadox-blog1]

Whoa, okay there cowboy.

I get that I have to do what you tell me to a point, but I draw the line at killing people.

As much as I would love to wreck Jameson’s office.

[thesinisterspidey]

Relax. He's not home.

I don't want him dead. Just miserable.

[archerparadox-blog1]

'You Are Mine' meme

[archerparadox-blog1]

Fine, fine. You’re in charge.

[time to acquire arrows]

[thesinisterspidey]

.... Yeah, damn right I am.

[ they get the arrows ]

Okay, I want you to shoot one through Jameson's window.

[archerparadox-blog1]

'You Are Mine' meme

[archerparadox-blog1]

What’s it for?

[thesinisterspidey]

Stuff. Don’t question me, slave.

[archerparadox-blog1]

You’re really bad at this.

[thesinisterspidey]

Shut up and just do what I tell you to, okay?

[archerparadox-blog1]

'You Are Mine' meme

[archerparadox-blog1]

What’s it for?

[thesinisterspidey]

Stuff. Don't question me, slave.

[thesinisterspidey]

Do I know you?

[madetoruleyou]

I think not. I’d remember a face like your’s.

[thesinisterspidey]

I am pretty memorable.

[archerparadox-blog1]

'You Are Mine' meme

[archerparadox-blog1]

…Right. Well so long we’re clear.

What do you want me to do?

[thesinisterspidey]

Hm…

You got an explosive arrow?

[archerparadox-blog1]

Not on me. My quiver’s back home.

[thesinisterspidey]

Let's get it.

[archerparadox-blog1]

'You Are Mine' meme

[archerparadox-blog1]

…Right. Well so long we’re clear.

What do you want me to do?

[thesinisterspidey]

Hm...

You got an explosive arrow?

[archerparadox-blog1]

'You Are Mine' meme

[archerparadox-blog1]

You know this is only for a day right? You try anything funny and as soon as this is over I’ll put an arrow in your trachea.

[thesinisterspidey]

Wow, because I totally wanna tap that man ass. I, unlike you, am straight.

[madetoruleyou]

thesinisterspidey started following you

Yes?

[thesinisterspidey]

Do I know you?

[archerparadox-blog1]

'You Are Mine' meme

[archerparadox-blog1]

[This isn’t going to end well]

So what, I clean your trailer for a few hours? Wash your jalopy? How does this work?

[thesinisterspidey]

Use your imagination, Birdie.

[archerparadox-blog1]

'You Are Mine' meme

[thesinisterspidey]

Aw, c’mere, Pretty Bird~

[archerparadox-blog1]

Uh uh. Not until the teeth go away. I may be stuck with you but I’m not doing that again. Put your person face back on.

[thesinisterspidey]

Poor little Birdie. Can't handle a little teeth. Besides, I think you're missing the point. You're the slave, here.

[archerparadox-blog1]

You are mine. (WINKWONK)

…

Nope. No thank you. Goodbye.

[thesinisterspidey]

Aw, c'mere, Pretty Bird~