Sometimes I Like To Pretend I'm Funny

Welcome to shit post paradise I'm your host who doesn't really care I'm eccentric and like anime but this may come as a shock but I like other things too 😱

[writing-prompt-s]

In your youth you helped a group of horsemen in trouble. When the apocalypse came many years later, four vaguely familiar faces knocked on your door. They are the horsemen of the apocalypse and they offer you a place among them as the fifth horseman in thanks for your help all these years ago.

[txttletale]

news reporting on murders is always like ‘the victim was described by the people who knew them as polite and funny’ like yeah i fucking bet they did what else are they gonna say. breaking news local man stabbed 1000 times to death, grieving friends and family described the deceased to reporters as ‘a bit of a cunt’, ‘mean and bad’ and ‘just generally kind of annoying, you know?’

[sexhaver]

[crazyatblay]

[carnivallsarchive]

starting a collection

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[bakugou-kacchan]

why were you at mad at me island

[thebootydiaries]

[thesinnofgreed]

[pointnclick]

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

[voodooya]

🖤.

[gracesledomas]

Psycho Goreman (2020) dir. Steven Kostanski

[depsidase]

[humordankmemesfunnywtf]

[serious-punched-deactivated2022]

2022 Gaming!

[lumsel]

Wtf. Just found out the book im reading is a horror novel even though they didn't put "reader beware, you're in for a scare" on the cover. How was i supposed to know

[unbotheredmuse]

[afeelgoodblog]

there’s no coming back from that

[coughloop]

Just heard from my doctor they're gonna have to put me down next week because I fucking suck