s.l.a.p

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[karyme-castro]

Gracias por hacerme tan feliz, gracias por todas las sonrisas compartidas, gracias por hacer más que especiales todos y cada uno de mis días, gracias por estar conmigo, gracias por amarme, gracias por cuidarme. Gracias por permitirme hacerte bien, gracias por dejarme amarte y por dejarme protegerte; gracias por querer quedarte.

Anónima.

[theslap]

The kind od love i was looking for

[helpingg]

[saltycashew]

Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex.

[sunsetquotes]

“If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”

— Lemony Snicket

[cabin-porn]

[lonelywoodland]

I just want to keep her safe and calm her anxiety and make sure she always feels loved and comfortable

[aitch-91]

Fuck love

fuck that person that made you think like that

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[softmeals]

Confession booth

Drew this for an upperclassman’s exhibition on spirituality/religion and LGBT

[doom-femme]

[peakymando]

best latin dads in galaxy fight me 

[ride-thewave]

You know you’re fucked when her voice can calm you down and make you wet

[company]

when carly rae jepsen said “before you came into my life, I missed you so bad” and when bjork said “I miss you but I haven't met you yet” and when florence welch said “I want you so badly, but you could be anyone”

[cottagefaeries]

[purplebuddhaproject]

“You have to die a few times first, till you can really live.”

— Charles Bukowski  (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[viinnttaaggee]

I’ll give you my all