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Ren | They/them | 31 I basically reblog anything and everything I find remotely interesting. Feel free to look around or send me an ask- my inbox is always open! Happy blogging~ (If you do send me an ask, send me a message notifying me so I see it. I'm usually on mobile and don't check my inbox often. If it was anonymous and you wanted to check if I responded - I'll tag it as "ren speaks" and "asked and answered")

[riotmlllf]

if you tag me in a chain post and i don't do it it's not because i hate you it's because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

[xinakwans]

a one season television show is also a dead wife if you think about it

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[not100bees]

Bugs Bunny beats Thanos by setting up an airport and making him take off the Infinity Gauntlet to go through the metal detector.

Miss Piggy beats Thanos by karate chopping him in the face and sending him flying.

[2022dirt]

A camera can capture the exact moment lightning briefly turns night into day.

[mythicdove]

hey. i'm outside. hey look if u could just. hey. Let me in. it's really cold out here and i see you've got a bowl of baby spinach there. I love baby spinach. Please let me in

[snow-nose]

ID: a photo of a very small grey and white rabbit standing outside of a window with its front paws against the glass. end ID

[lottaliminalities]

@marxism-transgenderism

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[blueings]

pls forgive the dogshit quality of my camera but ‼️🚨 kitty cat IN the basket

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[bidet-of-evil]

chapter 3 of In a Story Told is up!

WangXian | rated M | 25k words | 3/8(?) chapters

fic summary:

Snowed in for the night with a strange visitor, bookshop owner Lan Wangji and his son listen to Wei Wuxian's fanciful tale of magic and spies and vampires.

chapter excerpt:

Something about his words irked Lan Zhan. Creature. He kept calling Wei Ying a creature. But he was not a creature, he was… Wei Ying. How could he possibly be the Yiling Laozu? He was cunning, yes. Incredibly strong. Preternaturally fast. And deadly when he wanted to be. But he was also sweet, funny, attractive, and thoughtful. He had regretted killing Yu Ziyuan. He had trusted Lan Zhan. Saved Lan Zhan! And betrayed Lan Zhan.

[anyaboz]

Animation time works differently. Fifteen seconds for them is five hours for me. Kinda makes you wonder. Five hours for me must be like five days for my animator

[shadovvheart]

my very photogenic orange muse

my carrd ✦ bluesky ✦ art only blog

[varlands]

a fine defensive play by denver bryant firebells @ hunters 08/02/26

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[fidelcostco]

"op what's the genital situation of the shadows?" "so are the shadows slanging-" "well what is it OP-" I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW OK THEY WON'T FUCK ME THE SHADOWS WON'T FUCKS ME

[fidelcostco]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Alcohol is crazy. One small cocktail enters your body and fifteen minutes later, it has transmogrifie into like a gallon of piss

[andhumanslovedstories]

That is the drunkest way I could have spelled that

[toskarin]

remarkable how much this gif feels like a somewhat abstract depiction of the emotional serenity setting in when you finally vomit

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are now this random animal, you can't go back!

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