I'm a gay disaster

Robin | They/them | 31 I basically reblog anything and everything I find remotely interesting. Feel free to look around or send me an ask- my inbox is always open! Happy blogging~ (If you do send me an ask, send me a message notifying me so I see it. I'm usually on mobile and don't check my inbox often)

[riotmlllf]

if you tag me in a chain post and i don't do it it's not because i hate you it's because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

[berdymane]

[viralfrog]

[satanfemme]

ok but literally bottom surgery is an incredible science. it works. you can literally change your genitalia and the outcome will be just as good as the natal version of that genitalia. it will look just as good. it will feel just as good. doctors and surgeons have figured out how to nearly perfect these procedures.

and this is an option for you. you can have these procedures done too. with the right insurance and/or funding you can have the genitalia you want and it will be just as good as what you dream of. the pH balance of a neo vagina is the same as a natal vagina. the sensation of a neo phallas is described as feeling "like your [natal] t-dick grew a few more inches".

please please please do not listen to transphobes who want to convince you otherwise. not even if it's a trans person who has yet to unlearn their transphobic biases. unless you experience complications, you will not be left permanently numb or with deformity from bottom surgery. you will just look and feel like someone who has the genitalia you want to have. bottom surgery is real and well practiced and it works.

[flame-shadow]

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

[fucking-relax]

oh, Sisyphus! i got you

[pmamtraveller]

by elodidole_antoine

[creatingblackcharacters]

Remember when Lil Nas X beautifully explored his sexuality, seduced and killed the devil to the banger of all time, and instead of cheering on this openly gay and proud Black artist for his artistry and fighting back against respectability politics, suddenly said respectability politics was all the Queerest Place on the Internet cared about? Hm. Wonder what happened there.

Anyway I miss him and hope he's doing better with his mental health 🙏🏾

[myjetpack]

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

[catgirl-catboy]

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

[computer-wizard]

but what if

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

fucking spot the difference game

[arabwife]

me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*

[ccarmody101]

Waking Up - comic with a little comedy to help heal me rn

Part 2

[ccarmody101]

Waking Up - part 2

Part 1

[achillesinhighheels]

[xxemo-hubrisxx]

why your sewing machine is acting up: - tension is wrong - wrong needle size - thread bit stuck somewhere - tension again - needs a deep clean and oiling - you said something and now its offended and refusing to cooperate until you realize your error and beg forgiveness

[lycanlanterns]

miss daisy bell

[shamebats]

For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.

[brightlotusmoon]

[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[37q]

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard