[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[hymnostic]

anyway can we talk about andy samberg's reaction to portrait of a lady on fire

[dont-give-a-fuck-club]

Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something

[bouchie]

[tzpyrope-deactivated20170506]

[onlytwitterpics]

[irisbleufic]

[adambenhall]

Sunrise on Winnats Pass, Peak District.

[swingsetindecember]

all those horror films where ppl are being sacrificed by the town for a good harvest. now its just reality but it’s called “reopening the economy”

[anxietyproblem]

[dyscomancer]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ruinedchildhood]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ontherunmufucka]

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

[metoo-3]

Someone pls…lady gaga’s one has me crying. What IS that

[kibumkim]

Its the Fame Monster

[chonce]

that bitch was in annihilation

[parasect]

It’s Ornacia

[schmergo]

Now’s the time to do the most authentic period-accurate productions of Shakespeare plays, when there’s the constant threat of the playhouses being closed down due to the plague just before your new production is due to open.

[normal-horoscopes]

TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY

[hombredeflorida]

Necroprancer

[memory-thought]

Instead of the broken down drunk horse trainer with a heart of gold, it's her slightly crazy aunt who is the local vet that no one talks about. And she's had the same cat for 50 years.

[normal-horoscopes]

Every character trope has to be exactly the same. The only difference is Lonnie and her reanimated stallion ABRIGOR.

[autogynephiladelphia]

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"