Hello

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[pointnclick]

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

[glitchedlaika]

[kushblazer666]

they smoked her.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[funnytwittertweets]

[donwhitetigertales]

[phthalology]

#is this a sheep herding dragon

[hazelandglasz]

No a sheep hoarding dragon

[theriu]

I just noticed the sheep nibbling its tail and that feels IMMENSELY FITTING

[ceekari]

Shephoard

[justghoulishthings]

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

[heartseeker]

[paranetics]

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

[thestuffedalligator]

[blessedandwholesome]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I love trans girls for lots of reasons but I think the biggest is that growing up as a girl for me was SO hard. horrible. nightmare. but they make it look happy and enjoyable... they redefine what womanhood is to me from something horrible to something beautiful... very hard to explain... me being a boy is awesome... and seeing trans people love womanhood in a way I couldn't is even better. thank u girls

[sarahtheferret]

I look at my mom and ask “what is womanhood?” she shrugs and says “idk, suffering?”  I look at my wife to ask the same question, and she is twirling in place to make her skirt flare out.

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I love her

[homunculus-argument]

The next time you've got a friend over, set an example and put your phone on the table, visibly there but not too far away, to let them know that you're intentionally present, not distracted, your attention is undivided and you want to be fully focused on being right there to spend time with them. Don't mention it or draw attention to this, you're not doing this to be preachy or wanting praise, you just want to be a good friend and you value your friend's time. Ideally, your friend will either notice this or even pick it up without conscious notice, and set their own phone aside on the table as well.

Then, when your friend takes a minute to go to the bathroom, grab your phone and take a photo of your friend's phone sitting on your table. Do not touch it, and put your own phone back exactly where it was immediately once you've got the picture. Carry on with whatever you two were doing.

Once your time is up and your friend has left for home, wait for a good 15 minutes or so, for them to either get back home or be well on their way there. Text your friend, "hey, you forgot your phone", and send them the photo you took of their phone on your table. Set a stopwatch running from the moment your friend sees the message.

Measure how many seconds it takes for your friend to process this and tell you to go fuck yourself.

[ohshoot]

[starlightomatic]

do fish ever get to repent? or are they doomed to swim around forever bearing the sins we have tossed to them to consume over the many years?

[starlightomatic]

[noir-renard]

[starlightomatic]

[justcrafting]

this drawing i did years ago makes sense now

[lolwtfmemes]

[otthonzulles]

@one-time-i-dreamt but forgot right away

[blessedandwholesome]

[rydenxo]

so sorry to tell you this but we accidentally put your boyfriend in the wash with a pink sweater. he’s ok but he’s pink now. yeah, all of him. and honestly?? it’s kind of a good look!!

[squidsoupofficial]

I love seeing people adopt phrases I say like yes say my words boy

[thememedaddy]

[rydenxo]

okay picture this; i go back in time and find a victorian orphan child. do i blow his mind? do i break his brain? NO!!! i give him warm soft clothes and a hug. he gets me wizard high off what would commonly be used to treat a minor cough in that era. we both eventually contract a deadly illness and then i bring him to the future where we get easily cured of our ailment. i buy him a happy meal afterwards. he’s my good son now. love you son.