melanie

I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim.

[vampiregerards]

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

are u sure? like are u really sure? have u seen me? u did not think this through

[iamthebatcat]

@thesortingsword

[toffeely]

Be someone you want to be, not one who others want you to be.

Unknown (via toffeely)

B R E A T H E - E

(via aiela)

[fiftyshadesen]

I love you. You should know that.

[sickfuture]

[thehandoftima-deactivated201505]

The new nokia

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

Sick of my pathetic iphone not being able to smash open nuts. My family is starving

[fumbling-towards-ecstasy001-dea]

“Men don’t age better than women, they’re just allowed to age.”

Carrie Fisher (via phd-student-ttu)

[appleday]

[n-haught]

Rey + text posts

[fyeahmovieclub]

[luciofulci-deactivated20200614]

[thesortingsword]

*alien starts abducting me with their spaceship*

Me: woah woah woah. Hold on. Let me ask my mom about this first.

Alien: that's okay, take your time.

Me: thanks. *shouts* MOM, CAN I GET ABDUCTED BY THIS ALIEN?!?!

Mom: *shouts back* YEA SURE, JUST BE BACK BEFORE DINNER!!

Me: aight man. She said it's cool.

Alien: cool

[sarakipin]

[zombifiedlibra]

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

[lakeheadlyricist]

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

[sherlock-mania]

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

[sparrow-va]

what have you done

[andisupreme]

We think in concepts Concepts have no volume Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

[dontbeanassbutt]

whoa there socrates

[wearevanity]

[autumnyte-old]

[utrippy]

[officialunitedstates]

officialunitedstates challenge

during your next hair cut, tell the barber that you want a “number 3″ and if they ask for more detail or tell you they don’t have any numbers, keep repeating “number 3″ louder and louder

[officialunitedstates]

they ask you what school you go to or what grade you’re in?  “number 3″

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

Oh… no no no