the sparks

*they/he* *Generally just reblogs, but there might be original content sometimes. Just your run-of-the-mill thirty(holy fuck time is a real thing ain't it) year old non-binary queer thing who likes reading and adventures.*

[xanaxfarts]

“Tell me about yourself” ok do u wanna know my past trauma or my fave color?

[byjove]

The first time I went to Georgia, I stepped out of the car, walked to the porch, immediately had a fat fucking roach scuttle past my foot, said “This place has roaches.” only for my father to respond “Nah. It’s just a palmetto bug. 😌” and that was how I found out about the costal southeastern cultural tradition of lying to yourself by pretending all the roaches are native wildlife and not visibly a winged cockroach of the pest variety.

[outlaw-monarch]

Florida scared the shit out of me for this exact reason.

[byjove]

I’m from North Carolina so I’m used to bugs but I was not ready for Georgia and Florida bugs. Bugs 2.0. Advanced bugs. You’re constantly reminded that humans are drastically outnumbered by insects and they could have the upper hand if they really wanted to.

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of gilded socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

[depsidase]

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[lesbxdyke]

I think someone needs to check on this man... I don't think he's okay...

[m4nicpsych0]

abandonment issues slayyyy

[kedreeva]

As long as we're asking ourselves questions, we might as well ask all of them.

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

The key to understanding history and geopolitics is to remember: just because one side is bad, doesn't mean the other side is good

[thepartyponies]

Just because an official narrative is suspect doesn’t mean the most popular counter narrative is automatically true

[grayfruitsauce]

[samreich]

dance rehearsal (count the rice bonus BTS 🍚)

[susiephone]

Dracula Daily Accountability Poll!

July 18: You're a crewman aboard the Demeter. There's something on board that shouldn't be here. Something bad is going to happen. Someone needs to take watch while everyone else sleeps. Time to draw lots... If you choose the option with the least amount of votes, you're on watch tonight, and whatever happens, happens. Good luck.

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Voting ended onJul 25

How'd you do?

[pooksbedamned]

[castigatedcast]

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

[soggyskinflaps]

Mustelidae family in a nutshell

[seaemberthesecond]

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[pangur-and-grim]

my guy

[pangur-and-grim]

mind the folds

[dampfnudeldove]