It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America
I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST
Back when I was working at a comic shop, I opened our email newsletter the week of Independence Day "reminding" people to hang their swimsuits from the ceiling fan so Captain America and The Falcon could fill them with hot dogs and potato chips.
I sometimes wonder how I had that job for eleven years.















