the spud abides

depth charges, broken rafts, and some humour

[catchymemes]

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

[rachelofcyberia]

dogs get reincarnated as ducks

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

all dogs go to heaven but the best boys come back for their friends

[ribly]

[mozilla-deactivated20201110]

my cat: mrow

me, a dumbass: mrow? meow mewmrooowwwww mrow meow!!

my cat:

[robvalentines]

[yormedaar-deactivated20240214]

“Hey, that’s our sphere! Oh, poopie!”

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[just-shower-thoughts]

Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

[lunellafandoms]

Cinnamon is the spicy of earth

[redshiftsinger]

no cinnamon is the spicy of wood (a bark)  ginger is the spicy of earth (a root)

[irollforinitiative]

But everything changed when the pepper nation attacked.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

[wormcrud]

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

[mewn]

(gets down on one knee) will you be my bruh

[yiffhinata-deactivated20140304]

bruh thats gay

[mewn]

but bruh

[climatologist]

bruhzoned again

[fuckinmiki]

[crystalcumcastles]

omfg so a couple years ago my friend gen told me this happened to one of her friends I can’t believe that bitch lied to me cause she obviously got it from this

[nyctoheart]

i can’t believe superwholock existed as one the largest fandom(s) on this website. there hasn’t been a trace of it on my dashboard in years. No mention, no whisper. a ghost. i still follow people who reblogged it. i myself reblogged it. and yet here we are, not daring to ever mention it. im risking my life making this po

[sufficientlylargen]

For those new to this site, “Superwholock” was the crossover fandom for the overlap of three of the biggest individual fandoms on tumblr - soup, the Finnish municipality of Perho, and Enlightenment philosopher John Locke.

[toonami]

Uh oh

[catchymemes]

Nine Realms in Norse Mythology

[geminiagent]

[kemurikusa]

[swamp-roo-deactivated20230128]

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

[castielismycherrypie]

Best advice ever

[glorifiedguitars]

Maton Josh Homme Signature BB1200JH Semi Hollow 

[Source: Andy Babiuk’s Fab Gear. Price: £2,206/$3,100]

Glorified Guitars Links:  Instagram YouTube 

[robvalentines]

“Listen thief— Vaan.”