theSratStar

Srat Star who also double as Frat Star on a Daily Basis

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SratBrother 1 - Fuck your Horoscope Srat Brother 2 - Well I'd just about fuck anything so ok LOL

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Having a "what's yours is mine" mentality when it comes to his t-shirts. #TSM

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Any guy who sleeps with a girl, girlfriend or not, does know that all of her friends know the length, girth, and how he uses his penis, right?

-Srat Code 

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College: where "I hope you don't come home tonight" turns from a threat, to the nicest thing a person could say to you.

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"I mean, I think I'm falling in love with his penis more than him."

-Srat Star at her finest

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Of course this mornings Stride of Pride was great because my shack shirt tucked in great to my high waisted shorts and cardigan combo from last night also I had phenomenal sex...multiple times so I was radiating with joy 

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Having sex, multiple times, everyday of the week...life of a sratbrother

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"How many fraternities do you think we could add to our list? ;)"

...and suddenly the Srat Brothers have a goal list to complete

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Roommate Bonding

Condoms, yes condoms. I guess one of these SratBrothers should begin using them and the second SratBrother should continue to because...visiting the ghetto Free Clinic is not our idea of "roommate bonding"... But hey, if one goes, the other will hold her hand and follow  #lifeofasratbrother 

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Useful Things My Sisters have Taught Me:

1) ALWAYS bring a party condom.  ALWAYS.  Just remember, it is better to have it and not use it, than to need it and get an STD, or worse, pregnant.

2) It's only slutty if you sleepover and don't get a shack shirt… And even then, it's not that slutty.

3) It's a stride of pride, NEVER a walk of shame.

4) Just because you hook up with someone does not mean you want a relationship.  Even if you hook up regularly, it is okay to not want it to be anything more than that.  And anyone who says differently obviously just needs to get laid.

Aww, the joys of the #Sratlife. 

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"You may have had two pump chump, but at least you didn't have someone who's spirit guide is Mr. Softee."

-Our Real Life Struggle

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May the Odd's be ever in OUR favor...

of course the odds are in our favor because we are winning in the game we call life...no but actually not being pregnant or getting an STD is a real struggle in this jungle of college. #TheSratProblem  oh and did I mention we really only want to fuck for pleasure and not get overly attached because...HA we don't want a relationship. #TheFratProblem 

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SratBrothers: The Beginning of Our Journey

Through many different conversations, snap chats, texts, and video messages, we have decided to create this blog.  It is dedicated to anyone going through the same things, anyone who needs a laugh, and most importantly, anyone who's out to have a good time and explore the biggest party there is, college.  Like it or hate it, these are real conversations, real stories, and real events.  So come and join the party with us!  You know you won't regret it.

-SratBrother