The Standard Nerd

I come here not to praise Caesar, but to make fun of strangers.

[imnot12]

I’m re-reading Harry Potter (last time I read it I was NINE YEARS OLD GUYS) and one of my old childhood fears is back.

[thestandardnerd]

Does that mean your Hogwarts divergent or factionless?

[thepaulfamilydynasty-blog]

[thestandardnerd]

I'm glad they're giving fuckboys uniforms now. Makes them easier to spot.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[via]

[team-joebama-deactivated2019033]

[everybodyontheinternet]

On February 26, the FCC is going to decide if the internet should stay free and fair, or if it should be handed over to the cable companies.

You don’t want them to pick the cable companies.

Join everybody on the internet to help the FCC do the right thing.

[thestandardnerd]

Hi I'm auditioning for the role of Humbert Humbert and I'll be singing "Are You Experienced?" by Jimi Hendrix.

[thestandardnerd]

Hi I'm auditioning for the role of Miss Havisham and I'll be singing "The Lazy Song" by Bruno Mars.

[babygoatsandfriends]

this blog gives me life. I have a specific tag dedicated to baby goats. I asked my mom for a baby goat for Christmas. I'm so happy I've found this blog b

thanks! i want a baby goat for christmas too

[dutchstore]

Waking up on November 30th vs. waking up on December 1st by MrLegenDarius

[blueberryfoxcake]

This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!

[thecutestofthecute]

"These are my babies!! We MADE these!!"

[16oranges]

[brendenfraser]

[thacbreezytumbles-deactivated20]

Just in case you weren’t sure what today was.

[oldamongdreams-deactivated20150]

[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO STUDY WITH TUMBLR OPEN]

[chanteuse-magnifique-blog]

The State Farm Facebook just posted this xDD

[thestandardnerd]

Roger Debris's entourage knows what's up. #TONYS

[drippyjam]

[definitelynotcats]

COCONUT HEAD WHY

[tattooed-disappointment]

THIS IS THE FIRST UNSPONCERED GOOGLE RESULT WHEN YOU TYPE PETER DINKLAGE’S NAME INTO IT