A safe place

Dragons <3

[9ieme]

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

[teaboot]

Carry on my wayward son

[bold-baddie]

[vfeioa]

[princecroutons]

sometimes when croutons is called ugly I will disagree firmly but sometimes you post a new picture of him and I'm like oh yeah jesus christ what the fuck is that

duality of googoo

[elly-mental]

"Seek medical attention if pain persists beyond 5 days," said the naproxen bottle.

And then we laughed and laughed and laughed

[theelvishwitch]

Flower crowns and innocence #2

[theelvishwitch]

Blue eyes, flower crowns and innocence

[baddywronglegs]

I love that a lion with an eagle's head and wings is such a well-known mythical beast but apparently the English language can only agree on a grand total of 3 out of 7 letters in its name.

[quietsamurai98]

Regex that ought to match (most) spelling variations of this mythical beast's name:

gr[iuy](?:ff|ph)[eioy]n

[artemisonahunt]

I write it either as gryffin or griffin

But

Gruphon, gryffon, griphen (sounds like the plane, grippen, lmao), gruffin and others would be enlightened spellings

[asmuchasidliketo]

@artemisonahunt this one is for you

[ebrithilbowser]

@a-book-of-creatures

[a-book-of-creatures]

My beautiful daughter Grypheighn

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

“Dad, the spouse and I both have meetings at nine, could you take the lead on child supervision? Play some legos, watch some YouTube, maybe describe the uses of some of your tools?”

“Sure!” my dad said. “YouTube or Legos, right?”

Fifteen minutes later I’m arguing a point of nonprofit law on the deck and I look over to see my child holding a propane torch and my dad carefully explaining which plants are weeds growing between pavers that the child can set on fire and which ones are there on purpose.

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[johanna-swann]

[everydayconman]

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

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[catsofyore]

The classic toddler hold. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

[bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[themanwhooncedweltinavault]

[creativepromptsforwriting]

I don't need AI to write. I can create fake scenarios in my head perfectly fine myself.

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

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[baddywronglegs]

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that