quietsamurai98

He/Him • Not a minor

[slimetony]

Not to be vague but not again please

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you just teleported to the last game you played how is it going? {you're plot involved}

good

bad

great

awful

dead

I don't play games/results

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

Soma 😔

[crazymuffin1]

am i doing this right

[intrusodamente]

ehc from @edenisquiet

ewc from @justcakethanks

[pyxehastoomanyinterests]

[quietsamurai98]

Clark: "Everything about this me is [speech muffled by toothbrush in mouth] bvvar."

Lois: "Huh?"

Clark: "Bizarre."

Lois: "Oh."

Okay, I'll admit, that was funnier than it had any right to be. It's like the spoken dialogue version of those stupid (affectionate) name soundalike red circle memes.

[witerwallybwo]

[heathyr]

Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie?

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[creekfiend]

on this website I frequently find myself feeling like ron swanson at home depot

[hypokeimena]

#when people tell you youre wrong when you are actually wrong: embarrassing! but tolerable #when people tell you you are wrong when RON SWANSON AT HOME DEPOT I KNOW MORE THAN YOU: #MOST HARROWING HUMAN EXPERIENCE.

[creekfiend]

funniest tag humanly possible. thank you for your correction, accuracy is important to me.

[astrangeenchantedboy]

i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like

"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital

[dadvans]

"the amber liquid tasted sweet" bestie i can assure you it did not

[quietsamurai98]

Noelle when No L: "Noee"

[byjove]

humans will find a psychoactive substance and consume it

[byjove]

on every inhabited continent, for all of written history and likely long before, perhaps our pre-human ancestors too

[quietsamurai98]

it's just human¹ nature to want to get a little² fucked up from time to time

1: Okay, definitely not just human nature. Dogs lick hallucinogenic toads, dolphins chew on pufferfish, monkeys get shit-faced, etc, etc.

2: Or a lot. Go nuts. I'm not a cop.

[dedalvs]

By special request from the LTS Discord…

Who’s more sexually desirable: Scar or Thanos?

No context; no middle ground. Choose your fighter.

Who does it for you?

Scar

Thanos

Voting ended onAug 2

[ironwoman359]

I love how, even though I'm a fully repulsed asexual, I instantly knew the correct answer to this, and so did everybody else.

[quietsamurai98]

Genuinely laughed out loud after I answered this and saw the split. That's incredible.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Amazing that we call him the cookie clicker guy and not the "this website's hate mail game is insane" guy because one of those things had a much bigger impact on Tumblr culture than the other

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#I think it's nice that the thing he'a known for is something he's put a lot of work into and was passionate about#as opposed to some funny posts he made in a few minutes#would you rather be known as large for your funny posts or your books if given the choice?

I'm already known for my funny posts and not my books. People express surprise that I'm a writer constantly.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#wait what#Derin I didn't know you were funny

[mayonaisalspray]

Yep! Thats right! The character whos whole story arc involves feeling stuck in place, unable to change their fate or even act for themselves transitioned off screen before the narrative began. Youre so good at this

[quietsamurai98]

Angle grinders, jigsaws, and other power tools do not mix well with living in an apartment 😬

[notahorseindisguise]

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

[notahorseindisguise]

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

[notahorseindisguise]

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

[notahorseindisguise]

hes hit a street light

[notahorseindisguise]

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

[nycswebhead]

fuck