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This is a sadly true "joke" (I don't even see what's funny here). As someone who worked for various shelters and had extensive talk with people involved in pet adoption, to this day black cats are the most unloved and disliked type of cats - because, believe or not, the old stupid superstitions are still at large even though people will not admit it.
I still remember when, just last year, I had a black cat in a carrying box in front of a vet's office, in the street, and a middle-aged guy that was passing in front of men and saw the cat I carried, loudly said "I do not like black cats" with a disgusted tone before walking away. He wasn't even talking to me, he just expressed out loud his thought as he saw the cat and didn't care if I heard or not.
Who the fuck are those people who hate black cats? I'mglad I never met one of themin real life.
2003 holographic promotional store display for Mario Party 5.
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You got to be kidding me, just today I played this game for the first time in 20 years.
This started as a guy pulling the old "homosexuality is wrong because it doesn't produce children" and very quickly escalated to his poorly veiled fantasy of becoming Immortan fucking Joe I guess.
Has somebody told him that if there's only a handfull of humans alive, humanity would be doomed even if they bred like rabbits due to the next generation all being at least half siblings?
I honestly don't think that information would penetrate his skull.
I think minimum viable population is... low thousands? This type of guy would never get their "sole man alive repopulating the world" fantasy because any group large enough to repopulate would have many many other options than him. If he's even allowed to stay in the group.
This started as a guy pulling the old "homosexuality is wrong because it doesn't produce children" and very quickly escalated to his poorly veiled fantasy of becoming Immortan fucking Joe I guess.
Has somebody told him that if there's only a handfull of humans alive, humanity would be doomed even if they bred like rabbits due to the next generation all being at least half siblings?
In the season 1 finale of Xena: Warrior Princess, our heroine helps a human woman deliver the child of her centaur husband. This raises the question of how a male centaur and a female human could fuck, and I have several theories.
She lies on her back and has him very carefully lowered onto her with pulleys Catherine the Great style.
She lies face down, ass up on a slightly raised platform so he can align his penis with her vagina without crushing her.
He lies down on his side and spoons her with his horse half.
After much flexibility training, she sucks his horse cock and spits the semen into her vagina.
She masturbates him into a cup and pours the semen into her vagina with a funnel.
I know from experience that there are countless adult artists who habe pondered this question and come up with numerous solutions ranging from pretty realistic to absolutely batshit.
In the interest of science, do you have links to some examples?
I guess you just have to go through the "human_on_taur" tag on e621
In the season 1 finale of Xena: Warrior Princess, our heroine helps a human woman deliver the child of her centaur husband. This raises the question of how a male centaur and a female human could fuck, and I have several theories.
She lies on her back and has him very carefully lowered onto her with pulleys Catherine the Great style.
She lies face down, ass up on a slightly raised platform so he can align his penis with her vagina without crushing her.
He lies down on his side and spoons her with his horse half.
After much flexibility training, she sucks his horse cock and spits the semen into her vagina.
She masturbates him into a cup and pours the semen into her vagina with a funnel.
I know from experience that there are countless adult artists who habe pondered this question and come up with numerous solutions ranging from pretty realistic to absolutely batshit.
“but shrouded black figures are scary!” not when ur muslim. its the funniest fucking thing. this is labeled on pinterest under shit like “classic horror” “scary phone wallpaper”
but that LITERALLY just looks like a niqabi or someone in a jilbab. Like Look at this pic of me (from a self photoshoot, now w/o the dramatic lighting and dark background)
or this pic of me
or this pic of me
like its so funny i can’t be scared of shrouded figures it just looks like me.
if i saw this i would just be like “Assalam alaikum sister, dope sword you got there”
I mean I think a part of the ‘scary background’ bit is the thing where the individual in question is staring directly at the viewer from a foggy pond in a dense forest. And also the literal burning halo
sounds like a normal Friday night. if a sister wants to go on a walk in the evening who am i to stop her. if she has a burning halo that’s the will of god.
hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"
grandfather....
in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger
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Scientists at Cortical Labs have successfully trained a cluster of approximately 200,000 living human neurons, grown on a microelectrode array chip, to play the classic 3D video game DOOM.
This is what they mean when they say videogames corrupt the youth
please don't smoke them 💔
With all this talk about an animated production being released in theaters by a small rising company very unlike the big media corporations... Let me make a proper introduction to the "Jim Queen" movie.
I already shared before a trailer of it without any context. You might have heard more about it recently because it was one of the midnight screenings of the Cannes Festival.
"Jim Queen", of its full name "Jim Queen and the quest for the Chloroqueer", is a gay satire-comedy cartoon produced by Bobbypills (in fact they are proud to present it as their first movie). They are known for various works such as "Peepoodo" or "Vermin", though I don't know much about them... But I DO know about THE work that boosted their fame in the first place: "Les Kassos" (which I think got an English translation at one point, as "The Wakos"? or maybe "The Dorks"?). An irreverent, very dark, very goofy and funny adult cartoon about the famous characters of children's media and entertainment become "social cases" as they passed their prime, and turning into grotesque caricatures of themselves. Lot of sex, lot of swears and lot of blood occurs as they all come in the office of the same tired social agent. Think a bit of it as a French spiritual successor to "Meet the Feebles" (though the Wikipedia page rather invites people to compare it to "Robot Chicken").
But back to Jim Queen: it shall get official theater screenings around mid June. It had an online funding in association with to ACT (Against Conversion Therapy) - though I heard some people say the funding campaign actually couldn't be completed despite the movie going out, so either they found the money elsewhere either they completed the cartoon with lower quality than what they intended? But you're not here to hear about money problem - you're here to see HUGE SEXY GAY MEN.
The story follows two protagonists. Jim Perfect, the most famous gay influencer of all of Paris, and Lucien, his twink self-proclaimed "number one follower". The two of them are forced into a quest for the mysterious remedy known as the "chloroqueer" (yes it is a chloroquine joke) when a mysterious epidemy spreads around queer people - the Heterosis, which turns homosexuals into heteros. And Jim just learned he contracted it - meaning soon he shall lose his fashion sense, his perfect-body obsession and his enjoyment of prostate-orgasm, in short everything that makes his identity. [Some clickbaity article made the plot sound very VERY different by just summing it up as "A gay influencer faces a virus" and stopped there]. In fact this is how Lucien will go from his first to his very last follower as his heterosexuality makes him lose everything and only Lucien is willing to remain by his side, even if he becomes... *shivers* an heterosexual.
The movie presents itself as dedicated to the Parisian queer scene, and the adventures of the duo will take them through caricatural versions of some of the "most famous landmarks of the gay community" in Paris, according to what was promised on the funding page. One of the two main creators of the movie, Marco Nguyen, also proudly claims he is the co-creator of the "MercrediX" and "VendrediX", the "hottest gay afterworks of Paris" which... I'll have to trust his word onto, I haven't been in Paris in a WHILE. At least in this part of Paris. Last time I went there it was to go in a bookshop-spree and I almost got hit by bikes four times in a row - and only twice was I actually near a road. Parisian bike-riders are the most dangerous bike-riders of France, let me tell you that. Foutus vélos parisiens va... Enfin bref.
So this was their project: to create, in their own words, a "politically incorrect, irreverent comedy for all to gather around, heteros or LGBTQIA+" which shall reveal "all what the gay people live through and that nobody dares to tell". (Have I mentionned that one scene included some BDSM-elderly-Nazi-styled guy locking up someone in an Iron Maiden with dildos instead of spikes? And that the bears in this movie are ACTUAL humanoid bears?).
They also managed to bring on the cast Elisabeth Wiener, who is quite a famous voice actor in France for doing the roles of Cruella, Yzma or Winifred Sanderson. She plays Lucien's mother, an homophobic health minister who is the main reason Lucien stays in the closet and is basically an awkward "first-time gay"... (A thinly-veiled caricature of Christine Boutin). La Briochée is also part of the cast, this drag queen that you might know for being the French voice of Angel Dust. And there's also Philippe Katerine who you might (unfortunately) know from that one Olympic Games performance... (Before he was more better known for his song "Louxor j'adore") - he plays *puts on glasses*... Lucien's prostate. No that's not a type, Lucien actually has a scene during which his prostate appears to him in a divine vision. It is that type of movie.
Their funding page included quite interesting bonuses specifically for animation fans - as in, traditional animation fans, because while computers and tablets replaced a lot of the paper-work, they offered to recreate animatons cellulos based on the animation files so people could have them for supporting the movie, with a certificate of authenticity.
Of course I can't say any more given the movie is not yet released to the public and I was not at the Cannes festival... But as I said before, it has been announced as THE gay comedy of France this year, so we shall see!
Fallen cherub adoptable commission for izisio! Was super fun and relaxing.