[varusteleka]

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

[diamondguls]

Are you….. A reptile ?

[nyanbinyuri]

what are you a cop? mind your business 

[vagabondedlife]

[animatedtext]

[downwithneocolonialism]

I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that "This joke wasn't even funny in 2014 and please at least come up with a new one", but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trannies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

[wisdomenlightener]

[dogboynecromancer]

me logging on to this hellsite

[todaysbird]

crows and ravens have demostrated a knowledge of ‘fairness’ - and demand equal treatment. researchers did an ‘inequity test’ on the birds. some birds received cheese, a high value treat, and others received a piece of grape, which was not desirable. those who received the grape started refusing to accept it. the researchers then performed an ‘effort control’ test. some birds were given a piece of cheese with nothing required of them. other birds could choose from cheese or a grape - but had to exchange a token for them. again, the birds that were being treated unfairly refused to cooperate.

(x)

[the-void-blocked-my-calls]

Crows are unionized, go on strike

[tkyle]

Kim Richards vs. Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna in Amsterdam ASMR

[goodboyaesthetic]

I am fucking screaming 😂😂😂😂

[hooker-hoodlum-deactivated20211]

The plastic cup sound 🤣🤣🤣

[hot-bong-water]

These are quite well done and I’m enjoying them very much.

[seppohater-deactivated20230613]

[lettercollectors]

bookish asks

1: What book did you last finish? When was that?

2: What are you currently reading?

3: What book are you planning to read next?

4: What was the last book you added to your tbr?

5: Which book did you last re-read?

6: Which book was the last one you really, really loved?

7: What was/were the last book/books you bought?

8: Paperback or hardcover? Why?

9: YA, NA or Adult? Why?

10: Sci-Fi or fantasy? Why?

11: Classic or modern? Why?

12: Political memoirs or comedic memoirs?

13: Name a book with a really bad movie/tv adaption

14: Name a book where the movie/tv adaption actually was better than the original

15: What book changed your life?

16: If you could bring three books to a deserted island which would you bring and why?

17: If you owned a bookshop what would you call it?

18: Which character from a book is the most like you?

19: Which character from a book is the least like you?

20: Best summer read?

21: Best winter read?

22: Pro or anti e-readers? Why?

23: Bookdepository or Amazon?

24: Do you prefer to buy books online or in a bookshop?

25: If you could be a character from a book for just one day who would you be and why? (Bonus: any specific day in the story?)

26: If you could be a character from a book for their entire life who would you be and why?

27: If you could change one thing about mainstream literature what would you change? (i.e. more diversity, better writing, better plot etc.)

28: How many books have you read so far this year?

29: How do you sort your shelves? (i.e. by color, author, title etc.)

30: Who’s your favorite author?

31: Who’s your favorite contemporary author?

32: Who’s your favorite fantasy author?

33: Who’s your favorite Sci-Fi author?

34: List five OTPs

35: Name a book you consider to be terribly underrated

36: Name a book you consider to be terribly overrated

37: How many books are actually in your bookshelf/shelves right now?

38: What language do you (most often) read in?

39: Name one of your favorite childhood books

40: Name one of your favorite books from your teenage years

41: Do you own a library card? How often do you use it?

42: Which was the best book you had to read in school?

43: Are you the kind of person who reads several books at once or the kind of person who can only read one book at a time?

44: Do you like to listen to music when you read?

45: What is your favorite thing to eat when you read?

46: What is your favorite thing to drink when you read?

47: What do you do to get out of a reading slump?

48: Where is your favorite place to read?

49: When is your favorite time to read?

50: Why do you love to read?

[thinkpiecebot]

Does “Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism” Help Or Hurt Gourmet Hot Dogs?

[mapsontheweb]

Italy - Major Party in every Province, European Elections 2019.

[homoslovenc]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Concept: a character designer who’s horny on main but only horny for his male characters and not his female characters

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Female characters: *short fat woman, tall thin lanky woman, average height woman with muscles a lil chub, woman with a pear shaped body, old hunched over woman, non humanoid character*

Male characters: *buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude*

[averysaurus]

Michelangelo 

[virgoboy]

i can’t stop drinking juice

[drinkingjuice]

no you cant

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

She’s not gonna put your balls in her hand and pretend she’s a merchant weighing a bag of coins bro.

[rsdfghyj]

the duality of womanhood

[bigbrothermusings]

it’s cancer season girlies

[blackqueerblog]

That’s not  justice

[youngscrappyandhungry33]

reblog until ur fingers bleed

[fiveumbrella]

Signal boost. This is a really important issue.

[longest-dogs-deactivated2023032]

Stop humiliating and incriminating black people because they’re black. This isn’t just a societal prejudice, it’s systematic oppression. It’s a fucking atrocity that this is happening.