I post random things

Call me Elly - She/Her - 🇨🇦⚜️🏳️‍🌈- AuDHD - Celiac and allergy life 🙃

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Autism and Hot Weather

AJ’s Brain

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[metamorphesque]

'things there are no words for, but should be', tatheve simonyan

[the-haiku-bot]

ALTALT‘things there

are no words for, but should be’,

tatheve simonyan

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mozertone]

dragonfly larva fossil, Brazil

[marcus725]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[nemo-the-goat]

guess he died!

[i-shelve-posts]

560

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[elly-mental]

I may not be able to understand all the possible factors that contribute to people stealing shopping carts, but if you not only steal a shopping cart but *also* abandon it in the middle of the sidewalk, thereby forcing people to step into the street, I feel like I should be allowed to name you one of my enemies.

[nerdygaymormon]

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[spicymochi]

your month, your mini bird wearing a hat!

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Ways Autism Can Be Disabling (That People Overlook)

Ascent Autism

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[viralfrog]

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[dogpuppy]

[hyydraworks]

Phoebe and Blue Bird Watercolor A quick little Father's Day watercolor card. My Dad put up a blue bird house and in addition to the pair of Pheobes that come back every year to a small nest in the wood shed, a blue bird has started hanging around the farm.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable