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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@thestoicsentient
SO
LIFE GOT REAL, FOLKS. like, for real, really real.
uh. i really don’t wanna talk about it beyond school, work, and trying to recuperate from a lot of bad crap that happened all at once.
however, i do know i owe people pictures from a long ass time ago. message me yo. i’ll get on that.
MESSY COMIX ABOUT OLD GAMES
Really, Commander?
Mass Effect Meme / Eight Dynamics [3/8]→ Joker and ME2 EDI
Phutureprimative - Center of Gravity
Check out this sheet of RIDICULOUS potential sentence starters I found:
A hard on doesn’t count as personal growth.
Do I look like a fucking people person?
This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. You pretend to pay me.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
And just how may I screw you over today?
And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be…?
I’m just working here ‘till a good fast food job opens up.
I’m not your type; I’m not inflatable.
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Someone here is is thinking about sex. Okay, it’s me.
I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
It’s sick the way you people keep having sex without me.
I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
Okay, okay, I take it back! Unfuck you!
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
You look like shit. Is that the style now?
Earth is full. Go home.
I thought I wanted a career; turns out all I wanted was paychecks.
Break the ice; have our muses interact!
This includes not only if our characters haven’t met yet, but even if they already have.
"Are you lost?" "And you are?” "Who are you?" "I don’t think we’ve met." "How old are you?" "How long have you been there?" "Can I trust you?" "Who do you think you are?" "Are you wearing my clothes…?" "You’re cute." "Would you like to go on a date with me?" "People are watching." "Be careful!" "Help me!" "I’ve got bad news." "Hate to break it to you.. but ___ is dead." "I will never forgive you." "I’m sorry…" "Why are you so angry?" "Just kill me!" "This is where it ends." "Victory!" "Stay close!" "Watch it!" "Why don’t you hate me?!" "You can’t just give up… not now!"
mass effect squad fancast - the ladies
ashley williams erica cerra edi tricia helfer jack jamie chung kasumi goto rinko kikuchi liara t’soni lupita nyong’omiranda lawson yvonne strahovski justicar samara lucy liu tali’zorah freida pinto
I can already hear it… ‘This is all Joker’s fault! What a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord!’
Jeff “Joker” Moreau [Preparing to give EDI full access to the ship] (via mass-screencap-effect)
TELL ME ONE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT HOW I PLAY MY CHARACTER
Send me "nick" and I'll send you a nickname my character has for your character.
The lovely butts of Mass Effect - requested by Illumanagui
Professor Bang - Need to Get Up
a sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.
