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CEO of eating rocks - He/him - 24

[wolfythewitch]

all all all

[pineappical]

funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack

[pineappical]

like a sick victorian child

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[airplaner]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[random-jot]

[geosie]

[responsibilitychan]

[underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2]

Inspecting your dash for mice

[thadeeliv]

found one

[miralyk]

the strength to protect what matters

i know it's not necessarily the main point of the og tweet (AND I AGREE 😭 i miss my dead bestie capcom, i miss him a lot) but the framing of the first pic for ethan here is So good it spontaneously made me want to redraw it

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[mobiusstripearthtruther-deactiv]

hope nothing on this list is in my house lol

[mobiusstripearthtruther-deactiv]

shit

[quasi-normalcy]

Purging all of the neutrons from my house.

[phantomrose96]

Smart idea

[phantomrose96]

New problem

[dreadlifts-deactivated20211119]

[shadyhouse]

welcome to Lord Foog the 2st Thursday

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[memewhore]

[ihavenohotcocoa]

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

[catgirlanarchist]

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

[moniquill]

[alwerakoo]

Trans Dipper HC: Their parents are transphobic but Dipper was introducing himself as a boy from the start and Stan never even thought to question it, so when their parents called asking about their "daughters" he was like "SHIT DID I ALREADY LOSE ONE"

[thevagabondbard]

[ @megamindsupremacy ]

[txttletale]

minecraft for the last few years has had maybe the most confused development direction of All Time

[txttletale]

theres one guy at minecraft who is under the impression they are making an educational game to teach kids about different types of igneous rocks and what foods are bad for what animals and anopther guy at minecrasft who is uinder the impression hes making Skyrim Remasdtered: Blocks Edition. and one guy who has wastched Youtubrs and is under the impression theyre desighing Industrial Slaughter Simulator 2024. and all of them live in separate offices and add their updatres independently of each other and dont know the others exist

[txttletale]

guy 1: bad news everyone we have to take out wolf domestication because i Just Learned you cant domesticate wolfs in real life

guy 2: SPear. Lets add the Spear. itll be like the sword but different because 1. its its a Spear, 2 its more Tactical. guys are you hearing this shit. Spear Update

guy 3: we have heard the feedback of the community and will be increasing the spawnrate of helpless baby seals in the vicinity of the Crusher block to make blubber farms more efficeint

microsoft: anyway we're pleased to abnoucned another entry in the awesome minecraft IP, "big trough of uneaten pig food (creeper shaped)"

[funstyle]

me: fuck my stupid lifeeeee cvs wont let me pick up my adderall cus theyre "out of stock" or something

my roommate who is a pirate from a cartoon: Arrrghhh those scallywags... keepin ye from their treasure... Yer gonna have to sail the seven seas to find yer loot. And it'll cost ye a pretty penny too!!!!

me: dude i know. Hey is it harder to jerk off when you have a hook for a hand or does it add a certain erotic thrill

pirate: Ye'll never hear me secrets.... I'll walk the plank before i tells ye