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The Signs as Released Death of a Bachelor Songs

Death of a Bachelor: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Hallelujah: Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius

Victorious: Taurus, Libra, Aquarius

Emperor’s New clothes: Aries, Leo, Capricorn

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Words the Signs Probably Commonly Use

Aries: hell

Taurus: food

Gemini: kill

Cancer: why

Leo: fuck

Virgo: interesting

Libra: k

Scorpio: whatever

Sagittarius: shit

Capricorn: cool

Aquarius: what

Pisces: oh

The Signs When Worried

Aries: go into complete shut down mode, temporarily unwilling to talk to anyone or do anything

Taurus: gets really angry and frustrated with everyone except for themselves at the moment

Gemini: tries to talk about it like it's a funny passing thought but you can tell they really care a lot

Cancer: stays really quiet and sullen, seemingly focused on their own little world

Leo: often intense outbursts and sadness, tends to become overrun by their doubts

Virgo: tries to put their energy into something else, but has a hard time and gets tired

Libra: goes out with friends or watches a movie to try to get their mind off of it, or gets irritable

Scorpio: goes completely missing for a while, just trying to soak everything in and deal with themselves

Sagittarius: tries to remember good times they've had and relish in positive self talk

Capricorn: blames themselves extensively and overthinks on the things they "could've done"

Aquarius: tries to put it behind them and move on but will always appear to have something on their mind

Pisces: a lot of crying and feelings of hopelessness, needs consoling and friends to be there for them

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my favorite unpopular pairings for the signs

aries: cancer taurus: libra gemini: capricorn cancer: aries leo: scorpio virgo: aquarius libra: taurus scorpio: leo sagittarius: pisces capricorn: gemini aquarius: virgo pisces: sagittarius

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the signs as things people have said in my group chat

Aries: can i fite ur stepdad

Taurus: my dick is bigger but ok

Gemini: im bad at video games and relationships

Cancer: for some reason i almost said im pregnant again

Leo: someone say something offensive so i can fight them

Virgo: i feel like this ladys a cougar

Libra: we love you even if you are an exotic dancer

Scorpio: that's all fine and dandy but please dont start using tumblrina unironically

Sagittarius: this is the best poop ive taken in awhile

Capricorn: no it literally isnt its a damn number you ass hat

Aquarius: hey dad remember when you watched lesbian porn on tv when i was two hahshabffhfsbfhdjghz

Pisces: this group chat makes me hungry for a block of salt

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