If You're Reading This, I'm Sorry You're Here

I'm kind of unreliable about my tagging system but if you want me to tag something specific, let me know and I'll try my hardest to stay on top of it. I excite easily and if you're nice to me I'll probably cry.

[antennafarm]

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[scots-dragon]

This caused such an immediate reaction from my dog.

[decemberwinter]

man I hate this fuckass country so much

[decemberwinter]

reblog if you hate your country

[fever]

i hope everything reminds you of me and i haunt you forever (flirting)

[gaytanic-panic]

trans women have made everything that has ever existed

[konoko]

[visenyaism]

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

[gambleputty]

all powerscaling is dumb as everyone knows the strongest character in fiction is mr rogers in a bloodstained sweater as per the prophecy of 2006

[brucebocchi]

[valencians]

you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

[bimyheel]

This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

[algrenion]

this video has been all that i think about for days now

[sodiumfreak]

a girl and a guy can never be friends because the wanting to kill him with hammers part gets in the way

[charl0ttan]

Whenever somebody says "aww tysm" online I always think about pronouncing it like autism

GOOD✅

[fyeahegerton]

I’m a huge fan of yours (requested by Anonymous)

[arrghigiveup]

For context: In that production of King Lear by the Royal Shakespeare Company, Sir Ian McKellen, playing the titular character in a scene where Lear has essentially gone round the bend, strips completely naked right there on stage. New York critic Michael Portantiere, noted in his review, “Special note for those who care about such things: In a brief nude scene, McKellen amply demonstrates the truth of Lear’s statement that he is ‘every inch a king’.”

[ceebee-eebee]

#wow go ian mckellan #also a+ flirting there taron

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The above scene is amazing but I also feel we need to take a moment to appreciate the fact that a respected theatre critic took time to mention in their review of this production of King Lear that Ian McKellen has a truly impressive penis

[mossadspydolphin]

@bucklikethedollar why would you hide poetry like this in the notes

[foone]

it's time for DOOM JUGGLING! Ever since the Never Gonna Give You Up in Juggling Lab, people have been asking me to run Doom on Juggling Lab. But where's the fun in that? Why run one Doom in Juggling Lab when you could JUGGLE THREE DOOMS AT ONCE?

(You can only control the Doom that's at the top!)

Video description:

A program named JuggleDoom, showing the Juggling Lab stick figure juggling three copies of Doom. Each one is playable and interactable, and the juggler is juggling them in a "3" formation. The player tries and fails to beat the first level of Doom with them, primarily to getting shot while another Doom is controllable

[foone]

fun fact: it launches Doom servers based on how many it needs for the juggling pattern, meaning you can easily decide to play six copies of Doom at once.

[foone]

Reviews are in! It's a 10/10 abomination:

#hey. hey what the fuck

#what the fuck

#jesus fuck

#will the madness never end...

#worst way maybe ever to run doom

#what is wrong with you

#ough motion sickness

#hey. what?

#this is awful

#I want to study you like a big [sic]

#ouhhh that's horrible

girl WHAT

this is just perverse

#impressive... but why would you do this

im either too high or not high enough for this

#holy shit?

#this sparked an immediate and bonechilling dread within me

#ok yall have to stop soon #youre bordering on achieving something awesome and terrible that we arent ready to encounter yet

#This is horrifying lol

#INSANITY.

#this is fucking awful

#that sucks i love it so much

[wlfb0ygrl]

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

[whispy-witch]

i want this man in my inventory

[its-me-em28]