TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL

Sharlie, 20 in rainy ole England

[northgang]

[chrystelle-deactivated20181001]

the white guy is killin me

[dekutree]

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

[buddyfriendpal]

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

[madeupmonkeyshit]

when youre surrounded by people and trying to hold in your fart

[cybergata]

[sweetlysyn]

❤️❤️❤️

[thetumblr-thisisatumblr]

when someone makes a joke about something you’re insecure about 

[derpiana]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by DeniseGrace)

[best-street-shark]

[foxhounders-deactivated20160813]

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

[kyla-hunt-blog]

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

wait. 

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

[aryeastark]

wake up australia 

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

[crispybiscuitfinger]

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

[happyvegetable]

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

[cryforce]

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

[millshouse-deactivated20140425]

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

[sociopathicitaliangrandmas-deac]

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

[casey-jane-lewis]

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

[theacademyish-deactivated201708]

what the actual fuck australia 

[meh-guh]

#i still don’t understand like we have magpies here but they don’t act like frickin serial killers wtf

European magpies and australian magpies aren’t the same birds. They just had the same colouring and the early colonists really fucking hated coming up with new names for things. See: the 900 places names Macquarie.

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

Why do white people on tinder always gotta be climbing mountains and rocks and shit? What you looking for up there? More land to steal?

[blahblahblbahab]

[shortvideosandstuff]

Flight Simulator

[priscellie]

Did I reblog this yet? Gonna reblog it again.

[amaryllist-deactivated20240328]

Oh my god

[thebestoftumbling]

saint bernard puppy chasing a gopro

[chriscappuccino]

When I first saw GoPros in the stores, I thought, “What the hell would anyone need that for?” Now I see.

[tyleroakley]

honestly the only thing i care about today

[jakeperaltz]

[131-di]

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

[medicalalucard-deactivated20201]

talk dirty to me

[illogicalhumanoid]

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

[131-di]

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

[leaf-jelly]

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

[carbink]

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

[paulsrockinpagoda]

my counter:

piccolo trombone 

[56blogscrazy]

[bromancing-the-stone-deactivate]

Lmao

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

While you check out those low prices you can get a roast for free.

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

I JUST WANTED TO PLAY MONOPOLY

[killerville]

LOCAL DOG DESTROYS CAPITALISM

[oberynmartell]

[him-e]

Gwendoline Christie at the 67th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards on September 20, 2015 in Los Angeles, California.