Sun Cat

Solgaleo-themed account for pokemon irl/rp | unreality.

[thesunneee]

HIII!

hihi! I'm (this reality's) Solgaleo. I'm not able to actually type without everything being terribly messed up, so I use text to speech. It understands me somehow. Elio also talks here rarely, but he's not really fond of Pokeblr for some reason. He prefers Dottit. there's also an unnamed Cottonkoo with me, I am taking name suggestions but yeah. There's nothing to DO at the altar, so my asks are always open. also you can send me stuff. hi im the cottonko how are yuo todey ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

ooc: please respect me to respond hours later usually on weekdays. except during summer. I'm stil going through school. average DNI list. this blog was made purely for fun, so I won't try to interact with highstake posts and such.

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

I want to go hoppip watching and tree climbing and star gazing and pinicking with my mon's and camping and have sleepovers and have fun and be a teenager for once.

But eughhhhhh, have to recover from leg injury and frostbite and burn injury first :(

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

Anyone up for this when I'm feeling better?

'think having something to look forward to will keep me motivated

[thesunneee]

I am :D

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

Being a pokemon trainer is so strange

Cause i'm not really good at anything

no, money no bitches no will to live ect.

But there are little guys who just follow me around bc they love me.

[thesunneee]

do oyu want to hang out so solgaleo gets their blog back their pesteirng me abt it through hau.. :(

[joltik-guy]

I'm boreddd, tell me a crime you'd commit and what pokemon you'd use to assist you and I'd rate how hard it would be for me to stop you.

[thesunneee]

uhm uhm murder against every professor in paldea & aether foundations staff with my. with my tinkaton

[joltik-guy]

😬

...

You good man?

Probably 5/10

[thesunneee]

i wrote this for solgaleo my actual crime is taking every known type item from every store i every region. with my calyrex.

[joltik-guy]

I'm boreddd, tell me a crime you'd commit and what pokemon you'd use to assist you and I'd rate how hard it would be for me to stop you.

[thesunneee]

uhm uhm murder against every professor in paldea & aether foundations staff with my. with my tinkaton

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

Installed an extension on rotumblr that translates all my posts into Johtoian, but now 'm curouis, what languges do you all speak irl.

I speak Johtoian, Unovan and small bits of Hoeniann.

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

Unovan-style Galarian (Modern and Early Modern) and Old Unovan.

[underground-boss-clay]

Unovan-style Galarian an' Sinnohan (modern and some Pearl dialect of Hisuian/Old Sinnohan).

[thetravelingymleader]

Uhh Sinnohan and Unovan mix, with a Kantonian dialect? That sounds right, I think...

[thatoneskullgrunt]

Unovan-Galarian and i can understand some Paldean. Thankfully a lot of people in Alola speak Galarian too but im still learning the language since im gonna be here a *long* while.

[righthandmarksman]

Dunno. I can speak just about any language. Kinda had to.

[thesunneee]

,,i speak alolan. and paldean. i had to learn for school

[god-of-all-pokemon]

Go worship somebody else. PLEASE.

[thesunneee]

worship me im better

[thesunneee]

the magic anons spared me !!

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

I may've pokemon trainer'ed a bit too close to the sun (I'm on the no fly list and am actively being hunted down)

[thesunneee]

what

do you wnt help

[thesunneee]

Magic anon covers the floor in IKEA meatballs

im

im sorry what.

[thesunneee]

Dunks cold hot dog water on your head

wtf this isnt even a magic anon.

bully anon. >:(

[thesunneee]

im bored and im inspired by professor indigo magic anons until i just cant handle it !!1

[alamos-garden-lover]

I.. do not feel well.

I should lay down.

Laying down was the issue.

[alamos-garden-lover]

I want to become one with the earth.

[alamos-garden-lover]

Nnn. It hurts.

[alamos-garden-lover]

My fault… it’s all my fault…

So many tiny, innocent lives…

[thesunneee]

do you want a sharpedo plushie

or 20 industrial sized sharpedo plushies

[the-real-pokemart-official-2]

Holy shit I fucked god.

Twice.

[giratina-official]

yeah fuck god i hate that guy

[thesunneee]

the other way...... 😕

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

sidon can u pls not duct tape sparkly stones together thats inhumane for them :(

Pikapup

wait the sparkly stones are ALIVE????

why did tapu fini never tell me this

[thesunneee]

they arent alive but like thats still inhumane. or. inrockmane for them. D:

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

I don't see the logic, but ok

plus, I don't even do it anymore! I did it ONCE!

[thesunneee]

ok thanks ill tell the sparkly stones this

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

sidon can u pls not duct tape sparkly stones together thats inhumane for them :(

Pikapup

wait the sparkly stones are ALIVE????

why did tapu fini never tell me this

[thesunneee]

they arent alive but like thats still inhumane. or. inrockmane for them. D:

[professor-devious]

ok im sorry

do you want a mega stone

I don't think any of my pokemon can mega evolve

I have a z ring? it's a hand-me-down from sidon and is made of duct tape and a sparkly stone

[thesunneee]

sidon wtf ok do you want a z crystal

[professor-devious]

Sure, can it be ghost?

[thesunneee]

ok where are u ill send my calyrex

[professor-devious]

At my house in sinnoh

[thesunneee]

,,,,ok delivery on its way wait 17 minutes. or up to an hour