Omo Blog

Sage, 28, they/them, DNI if under 18

[briecheese02]

OMO CONCEPT-

Imagine a world where in order for you to pee you need to have an orgasm.

Like it doesnt matter how bad you have to go nothing comes out if you dont get off first.

BUT you still get progressively more and more desperat/urgent. You FEEL like your on the cusp of wetting yourself but you dont. You dont even leak, but your body still reacts as if it does.

You still squirm, you still try to hold it, you still potty dance, EVERYTHING.

Its kinda great if you think about it. You'll see someone who very obviously has to go and when you see them again they look MUCH more relaxed.

More people would be walking around all desperate because they don't want everyone to know they got themselves off at work or in public so they choose to only go at home.

Imagine your partner then tells you you're not allowed to touch yourself until they say so and they just fill you up with liquids all day and they continually tease you. Touching on you, making out, fingering you or jerking you off but never letting you get REMOTELY close to cumming.

Then you’re just a horny desperate mess all day. Begging them to just let you cum so you can go. But they just smile and ignore your cries. They maybe even make you get them off when they have to go which is absolute torture.

You feel like you're going to explode. Your hormones are going haywire and your brain is constantly sending signals you need to go NOW.

FINALLY your partner says you can go now and you decide to hump or fuck them to completion.

Its the BIGGEST relief of your life as you cum on them and FINALLY your sore full bladder finally releases itself all over the both of you. You pee for so so long and you lay on their chest breathing heavily, completely blissed out as your partner tells you how good you were but you can barely hear them over the sound of your breathing and heartbeat beating in your ears.

You feel so good now but you also know since you filled up on so much liquids earlier you're probably going to have to do this again in another 20 or so minutes.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

tumblr keeps giving me these ads with straight up porn in them (like, nude dickriding) and while idgaf about seeing porn I really am like, exhausted by the double edged swords of "terms of service" and "advertising".

I can't post images that show too much of my stomach, because notable body fat trips whatever alarms are up in tumblr HQ. but advertisers can show me skinny white girls bouncing on it all day long bc like, they're advertisers.

we live in advertising world. companies have more rights to "expression" in public than individuals. once you notice it you won't stop seeing it. you have a moral duty to resist it.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

getting tired of these kinds of responses. "you're only seeing porn because you look at porn and the ads are connected to your data huehuehuehue" like it's some kind of gotcha.

I am a sex worker - a porn creator. Yes, I spend a lot of time on porn sites! sometimes for work, sometimes for pleasure. I'm not embarrassed to admit it. Do you think I should be? I'm on testosterone, sometimes I jerk off four times a day. Get over it.

When I said "idgaf about seeing porn" I meant it! What I DO care about is the fact that I as a user and a worker cannot post my creative labour on this website, but that advertisers can show me whatever they want, including AI generated Attractive People doing my job. The implication that they're doing this with the use of tracking cookies makes it worse, actually. I don't like living under surveillance. Do you think it's funny? Or do you think that was part of the problem I was trying to talk about from the start?

[lefthandminion]

You guys think I'm joking about the experimentation kink, but I think if I ever found out that a partner WAS taking notes on me and what I liked somewhere- I would pass out from how horny that would make me

Oh- you have spreadsheets on my preferences like a fucking weirdo? My dude, this is exactly my brand of freak, our autistic asses shall be married in the morning

[urineluckpal2]

if there’s one piece of advice you can take away from me, it’s this: fuck your mutuals.

because you might just marry them one day

[thesweetrelief]

Oh look its me 🥰

[cloudomo-nsfw]

please

Um, hi…can I go to the bathroom?

I didn’t want to ask, but I haven’t gone in hours. Plus, I was really thirsty earlier and had a lot to drink. All that coffee and water has gone right through me.

What, I can’t go? Seriously? I really have to pee. Look, I’m trying not to move around too much, but it’s getting hard to sit still and concentrate. I wouldn’t have asked if I didn’t really need to go.

Come on. Please? Okay, I’ll wait.

It’s been a few minutes, can I go now? You can’t see this from where you are, but I’ve been holding myself for the last few minutes. I seriously can’t stop moving my foot, and look how tightly I’m pressing my legs together. I’m not kidding around here. I really have to go! Please?

Seriously, it’s embarrassing to say this but I don’t know how much longer I can hold it. I’ve really got to use the bathroom soon. I literally feel like I’m going to start peeing any second.

No? Fine! I’ll hold it.

Oh my god please just let me go to the bathroom! I’m seriously having trouble holding on. I feel like I’m…oh fuck I think some came out. Please can I go?

You’ve got to let me go, I really can’t last much long…fuck please it’s starting to come out! I’m going to have an accident if you don’t let me go. No, I’m not exaggerating! Please let me go to the bathroom! I can’t hold it much longer!

no no no stop it

stop it

fuck I can’t hold it

oh fuck I’m peeing

it’s not stopping I’m sorry I can’t stop it I’m having an accident oh god

it’s still coming out okay okay stop it

I had to go so badly and you wouldn’t let me go! Now what am I going to do? I told you I had to go to the bathroom! Why wouldn’t you let me go?

[catwitheyeslikeamber]

[urineluckpal2]

*me trying and failing to flirt with someone with a piss kink*

“i need to Pokémon go to the bathroom”

[urineluckpal2]

happy wet yourself wednesday to all who celebrate 🫡

[urineluckpal2]

comforting someone else while they’re desperate to pee 🥺 holding their hand in yours and rubbing their back, telling them it’s gonna be okay and you’re gonna help them find a bathroom. reassuring them if they leak. and hugging them tight and comforting them when they inevitably have an accident 🥺 taking them home and helping them clean up and get into a fresh change of clothes, or maybe padding since their bladder might be weak and they might dribble again by accident 🥺

[marsupialboypouch-deactivated20]

Honestly my biggest goal in life is to have a house with enough privacy to pee outside whenever I want.

[urineluckpal2]

what's your most unrealistic omo fantasy? Like you couldn't do it in real life, but you would love to do in fantasy, no consequences, omo world? personally, I love the idea of a pee portal. People could pay a fee tonsend their pee into my bladder. Clocking into work and just peeing nonstop for 8 hours

ooo i love the pee portal idea! i’d totally clock in an 8-hour shift at the pee factory. one unrealistic idea that i love is my bladder being magically linked with somebody else’s. whenever one of us drinks, it fills both our bladders, we get desperate at the same rate, and we can’t pee unless we both pee at the same time 😳 so we’d have to constantly be coordinating bathroom breaks and if one of us can’t go in that moment, the other just has to keep holding it and can’t get relief. idk why but i love that idea 😳

[splatboi]

Advice: do not sext on public transport unless you wanna be rock hard dripping precum into your boxers and be unable to do anything about it besides crossing your legs and squeezing tightly to try and ease some of the throbbing between your thighs. It will not help, it will in fact just smear more precum across your aching tdick and make everything worse

[omolee]

My favourite thing about omo or just pee stuff in general is when they’re so desperate that the release has that super loud hissing sound…so hot

[desperateandwhiny]

the absolute hottest thing a man could ever say to me is "aww, does puppy have to go potty?" and then watch me squirm while he tells me to hold it because good puppies don't pee inside

[pressurepalace]

hold your piss when you go out drinking. no pissing in toilets that aren’t your own. don’t break the seal. when you’re drunk, you won’t even feel how heavy and solid your bladder is. be proud of being the only one of your friends who hasn’t pissed all night. make fun of their little bladders: you’re peeing *again* - didn’t you just go?

you should drink enough to be full. if you don’t like beer, drink a glass of water with every second shot. if you’re not drinking a lot, there’s no reason for you to pee; if you drink a lot, you’ll be bursting by the end of the night. but that’s what you want, isn’t it? you want to squirm in the back of the uber. you want to find yourself fidgeting while you wait for your friends to get out of the bathroom. boy, that line looks long. you want your belly hard and swollen and aching; you want to have to bend over slightly while you try not to do a full-on pee dance in public. you want to be able to look back at photos of the night and notice your bulging belly in every one; how you have your hand on your pussy in a few pics.

you want to be full when you get home so you can gingerly lay down on your bed, bladder like a rock protruding out of your belly. you want to be able to push on it, press gently and then firmly, feel all that piss right under your skin. you’ll cum so quickly once you start rubbing yourself. still in your going-out clothes. bonus points if you have to keep yourself from moaning for fear of your roommate hearing.

[warmf3mm3]

This is so fucking hot. I want to take someone out drinking, make them drink 3 beers and 2 waters. They’ll be so full. Head spinning eyes crossing. And I’ll go back and play with their cunt until they explode like a valve, full force spraying, uncontrollably, until they’re finally completely empty.

[tooesoteric2tboy]

making someone chug a bunch of water before we go out to a concert or something. Getting into our spots and wrapping my arm around their waste and watching it hit them that they’re gonna piss themself in front of all these people. They try to move my arm but I just smile and keep it in place and they no better than to try moving it again. Then watching them bounce up and down and squeeze their thighs together grabbing at their crotch trying not to lose it in when, all of a sudden, they realize they made it ! The concert is over, and then turning to get my permission only for me to tell them we aren’t going anywhere until I see pee trickling down the side of their leg and a big wet spot underneath them and finally watching them lose it while they moan and beg me to touch them.

[puppyagami]

i’m so weak for the fantasy of somebody wetting themselves in my lap, especially if they’re all cute and whiny about how badly they need to go

i’d press down on their full bladder and make them leak into their panties — little spurts of piss dribbling out before they lose control completely. drools