[jessaerys]

when. when there's a female character with something deeply wrong with her. just an absolute freak of a sad creepy wet failwoman with manpain. i experience an intravenous unadultered shot of put HER in the pringles can #FEMINISM

[sh4wtycore]

[m3atbuff3t]

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

[tlirsgender]

Rewatched x-men (2000) and can I just say magneto's plan (turning all those politicians into mutants) was objectively hilarious. Like can you imagine. Somebody's firing the transgenderization beam into congress

[kosmogrl]

springcore

[zakiyah]

"ingredients you can pronounce" learn phonics. coward.

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[targetedknowledge]

[inkskinned]

before you make fun of a person doing something brave and vulnerable like dancing or singing or reading poetry in front of a lot of people:

don’t.

[groovysarity]

[a-book-of-creatures]

If you don’t use them at least once a day then what’s the point?

[gus-the-goldfish]

what the heck do the words after shenanigans mean. they look made up

cattywampus? what is that

[seljepw]

Cattywampus (also: cattywumpus): askew, out of line

Lollygag: dawdle, waste time, faff around

Malarkey: nonsense

Kerfuffle: a disturbance, usually accompanied by scuffles or drama

Brouhaha: uproar, hubub, or an overreaction usually involving yelling

Nincompoop: unintelligent person, but a little silly with it (think “fool of a Took”)

Skedaddle: to leave in a hurry

Tomfoolery: see Shenanigans

[langblrwhy]

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[darkaviarymc]

Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.

[mikkeneko]

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

[mynameisrocks]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Most tragedies are "you were technically in control, but because of who you are as a person, you were always going to use that control to make this decision and have it turn out this way."

[karvina]

parents around the globe are listening to some shit loud as fuck on the Tv

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[commodore64]

[paracunt]

Hayley Williams Presents at the sixth show of the Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party Tour at Franklin Music Hall (night one) in Philadelphia, PA (2026) by phobymo