[averagemrfox]

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did

[cabalofraccoons]

That is the most metal looking cupcake ever

[hellspawnen]

[uwuculture-blog]

What about you, Piglet? What’s it going to be? Loyalty to your country, or loyalty to me? Your country, or your old mentor? The mission, or your beliefs? Your duty to your unit, or your personal feelings? You don’t know the truth yet. But sooner or later you’ll have to choose.

[thetamponqueen]

Piglet is floating in blood

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[tsu-kii]

Tohka Yatogami

[heichoustheoryofcleanliness]

[3amrain]

Kotori just became even more awesome.

[konseiii-deactivated20201224]

[clubic-hebdo]

[thetamponqueen]

“Why use a fleshlight when you have apple pie? Oooh kinky” -Megan 2015

[mitchdahbitch]

ill take the one in the red 

[so-uncivilised]

tumblr mobile users be like

[ihatedoorsbutnotmusic]

I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke

[thetamponqueen]

Me as a judge on Masterchef: ew no this has mushrooms you're out

[unflirtatious]

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

[viergacht]

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

WHAT THE FUCk

[boots-n-cats]

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

[princesscrownemoji]

A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt

[liebeueberall-deactivated202007]

Today I put some of them all over the city. I thought its a good way to get attention on it.

[joannabuildasnowman]

This is perfect.

[kuitsuku]

Sticker & Print Contest!

This is being held on both Tumblr and Instagram (@kuitsuku) so please feel free to participate in both!

These stickers are excellent quality - Vinyl, waterproof, UV protected & long lasting!

Winners:

THREE people chosen at random will receive either an Eevee or Charmander sticker (your choice!)

TWO people will win a set of 3 signed prints of Charizard, Eevee and Bulbasaur.

ONE person will win a Charizard sticker.

ONE person will win a set of the Starters and the Puns.

ONE grand prize winner will win one of everything!

How to Win:

Like this post and reblog as often as you’d like! Names will be randomly chosen on March 31st, both on Tumblr and Instagram. Total prize winners = 8.

Shipping is included, and this is for anywhere in the world!

If you’re impatient, check out the shop at Storenvy! Use code SHIP15 for free shipping over purchases of $15 through March 31st.

[nexonkr]

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