welcome to my life

please take a seat, can I grab you drink?

[iglovequotes]

[hell-o-goodbye]

[theterrerofdeath]

This is my night tonight the deconstruction of a joycon to make them more joyful.

[theterrerofdeath]

[theterrerofdeath]

This is my night tonight the deconstruction of a joycon to make them more joyful.

[neckkiss]

TEXT ME

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s possible that every country has ninjas, but we only know about the Japanese ones because they’re rubbish.

[theterrerofdeath]

I hate how when I look back at who I was, even when I'm looking to get the good back that i need, the bad always takes over. I keep falling back in the ways I had before I pulled my head out of the bad. But I need the willpower, the confidence, the general determination to win. Do i have to keep falling back to these old habits, do they have to take over so violently. What to do, is it the good with the bad, or can I keep fighting the bad trying to pull the good In too.

[mangonetics]

most things that were used to kill or repel demons were just antibacterial or very healthy. bacteria can’t live for long on a silver surface. garlic is hella good for your immune system. holy water is water that you’re not allowed to shit in.

I don’t have a point I’m trying to make I just think it’s kinda cool where supernatural beliefs intersect with real science

[sirobvious]

Bacteria are demons

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every decision’s a no-brainer if you’re a jellyfish.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It would suck if you got invited to an ugly sweater party and it turned out it was only for people who are ugly and sweat a lot.

[anxietyproblem]

[funnyordie]

21 Best GIFs Of All Time Of The Week

These GIFs get by with a little help from their friends.

[myskies]

Message me (1) thing you want to know about me.

[theterrerofdeath]

Or ask, havent had that in quite some time.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If somebody catches you masturbating and you stop, you’re the weird one for getting caught, but if you get caught masturbating and you keep going, THEY’RE the weird ones for watching.

[billy-old-deactivated20181202]

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

[frikiskrew]

[obesecamels]

There’s a lot to unpack here. +the flexibility to get in that pose +the balance to stay on the skateboard +the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes +the dexterity to hit a target while moving +the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye …I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…

[softiesuggestion]

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