Peter [Redacted]

Duke, Glass, Ransom whatever you’d like to call me, dear. He/they

[thethiefwithnoname]

Well Hello there. I usually would not participate in social media, however I have made an exception for this app.

MOD POST:

PFP: @/Acadieum

I have no clue if anyone else on here has a Penumbra RP account… Please if there’s anyone else out there let me know!

Hello Hello! Some of you may already know me from my other RP Blogs

- @thefireandtheflame (Dispatch RP)

- @thatbitchprism (Dispatch RP)

- @sugarclam (main)

Anyways, here's a copy paste of my boundaries that you'll find on my other rp accounts:

First, Refrain from heavily NSFW content in asks, DMs, etc.

Second, I have the right to not respond to an ask or dm and I don't have to explain why I'm choosing not to respond.

Three, I'm pretty chill so Dm me, send asks, comment, do whatever the fuck just don't be a weirdo or a dickhead.

And finally, use common sense.

TAGS:

🔓Future considered - Asks

🔓Peter Rambles - In character text posts

🔓Thief’s replies - Reposts

🔩 Words with Siquliak - Jet interactions

⌨️ Girl talk - Rita interactions

🔓The Swap Saga - Mystery Anon asks

🌹 The Roses - Jupeter content

[thethiefwithnoname]

Hello, Mr. Thief!

[ Anon squishes your face with two hands. ]

Hehe. Squish.

[ They run away. ]

O-oh?! I’m a bit confused on what prompted this and— oh you’re gone now… Huh, people here are quite strange…

[thethiefwithnoname]

“Ah so it is you. I expected as much… Should have known you would find me again.”

[ He stood, leaning against a stone Column. At this point in his life it was instinct to have his back to a wall and his body pointed at the nearest exit. It was a precaution, as many of his idle actions were. ]

“I suppose you are here to exact your revenge on the lowly thief whom brought your organization to ruin?“

[ He flashed his teeth at The Executive. His sharp canines relinquishing any friendliness that may have been found in the smile. ]

{ OOC NOTE: So you may have noticed that this is a screenshot of the ask… That is because I may have accidentally deleted said ask. However, I thankfully took a screenshot before that happened.

There is a cut off OOC note that’s not pictured, and my answer to that is. Red, you can format however you’d like I’m not picky :) }

[forestdeity]

i need to get [redacted]

[thethiefwithnoname]

mr thief please be safe against the scary robocop guy :(

Robocop? Well that is one name for our Mystery Mxster.

I will be as safe as I can be. However I am less concerned about my safety and more about the safety of a particular lady.

[thethiefwithnoname]

HELLO, THIEF!

POOF!

Sad clown make up and costume for you for the next 24 hours!

And, no! You cannot take it off no matter what you do!

Bonus! You get to keep the set after!

What on Mars- you must be joking.

[ He pulls out a compact mirror from one of his many pockets. A layer of white face paint adorned with the markings of a sad circus clown stares back at him. He frantically wipes at his face, the paint will not smudge. ]

You… This is that one week in Neptune all over again.

[ He sighs and puts the compact back into his coat pocket. ]

[thethiefwithnoname]

Mx. Mod!

You have no clue how fun this bit is, seriously.

As you know with your muse, anonymity is a top priority for a story like this! You can call me Red for the time being!

[ OOC POST ]

Red it is then!

[thethiefwithnoname]

Mx. Mod!

A name? Is that what you're after? LOL No.

The mystery is all part of the funnnn!

[ OOC POST ]

Ahhhhhhh, okay well can I just say your dedication to this— especially since you are most likely a stranger on the internet— is absolutely insane. Your asks are the highlight of my day.

Anytime I receive an ask from you I immediately go and excitedly yap about it to the mod of @shootmelikeyoumeanit (not apologizing for the tag. Deal with <3)

If you won’t give me a name, could I get an alias you’d like to be referred to as? ‘Cause as much as mystery anon suits you, it doesn’t role off the tongue well.

[thethiefwithnoname]

Mr. Nureyev!

My associates and I have discussed your offer, and agreed to accept your terms of a meeting. I will have no guard present, and no backup on call. You will do the same.

There will only be one ending to this meeting. Your name, your secrets, and your connections will die at your side. Truth be told, you current band of nuisances have been on our radar for some time. It is only logical we eliminate you all to eliminate the chance of any survivors leaking our profits.

Please provide a time and exhibit for this meeting. You will be expected there on the dot. I look forward to this discussion, Mr. Nureyev.

How wonderful! However I can assure you there will be no “eliminating” tonight.

Please meet me in the Old Terra exhibit at 01:00 sharp. Do not worry about the alarms or security guards. I will have that handled.

I look forward to our meeting.

[thethiefwithnoname]

🔆 has paid you 500,000 creds!

Here you are. Half your payment, as promised. I would ask if you could complete this before the end of next week.

- 🔆

My, you weren’t lying about a handsome payment.

It will be done, and it will be done well. I can assure you of that. Pleasure doing business with you, 🔆.

[thethiefwithnoname]

Mr. [ REDACTED ]!

A reprimand has been issued for the last failed attempt on your life. Your case has been moved into my hands.

As you have proven time and again, you are quite difficult to capture and eliminate. Your resources are limited, yet seemingly unstoppable. You can continue to run and evade, yet you choose to stop. You choose to give up your only advantage: The upper hand you have been flaunting.

Before I agree to your terms, I'd like to understand your reasoning. The reason you would like to meet. The reason you would reveal yourself from the shadows you've been hiding in.

I await your response, Mr. Nureyev.

So you do know my name? Interesting.

My reasons for wanting to meet, are in all honesty quite simple. You seem to know so much about me, and I seem to know absolutely nothing about you, and that, Anon, fascinates me. I would like to put a face to the name of the one who wishes to put me in my grave.

However, I already have a decent assumption on what the face I will be met with will look like.

In short, my reason is morbid curiosity.

[thethiefwithnoname]

[ INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM: @yesandiamjet ]

Hello, Ransom.

I am just sending you a transmission to check on how you are currently doing, as well as to ask: Have you drank any water today?

Goodbye.

[ END OF TRANSMISSION ]

Ah well, if it isn’t Jet!

Hello to you as well, it’s been a while I suppose. To answer your questions; I’ve been fine— that is if you consider dealing with threats on my life as doing fine. Ha well, you know how this line of work is.

As for the water, I had my tea this morning if you would consider that as a sufficient water intake.

[yesandiamjet]

Indeed, it has.

Yes, I would consider threats on our lives normal in this line of work. Especially with what you have accomplished in the past.

I hope you are not handling this alone. As much as I would like to offer you my help, I am currently busy with uprooting corrupt governments accross the galaxy. So, I ask that you have someone at your side for this endeavour, no matter how capable you are.

Yes, tea is sufficient. May I ask what blend?

[thethiefwithnoname]

No need to worry, I have our dear detective assisting me with this endeavour. I do wish you the best of luck with your rebellion, and if there comes a day you need a skilled thief’s assistance I am simply a transmission away.

Oh and the tea. It’s that Venusian green blend you introduced me to during our days on the Carte Blanche. I will admit it’s become a favourite of mine.

[thethiefwithnoname]

[ INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM: @yesandiamjet ]

Hello, Ransom.

I am just sending you a transmission to check on how you are currently doing, as well as to ask: Have you drank any water today?

Goodbye.

[ END OF TRANSMISSION ]

Ah well, if it isn’t Jet!

Hello to you as well, it’s been a while I suppose. To answer your questions; I’ve been fine— that is if you consider dealing with threats on my life as doing fine. Ha well, you know how this line of work is.

As for the water, I had my tea this morning if you would consider that as a sufficient water intake.

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[thethiefwithnoname]

Mr. [ REDACTED ]!

Your demise has been delayed from the last transmission sent, to this transmission now. There has been a reprimand served, and this issue has been dealt with. I will be taking this case and bringing it to a close.

At the moment, the residence you have temporarily occupied is being filled with the well known Hourglass Venom. It has been engineered into a gaseous form, and works as, if not more, effectively as its liquid counterpart.

A team waits outside the premises ready to either capture you, or take your remains in a body bag.

Do not struggle. As you know, I am keeping a close eye on your accomplice. You would not want him to suffer the same fate as you are expected to, Mr. [ REDACTED ].

Unlike the previous transmission sent, I will not be granting you luck. The odds shall stay in my favour.

a-latrotoxin engineered into a gas! My you are creative, whomever you are. Either you are very skilled chemist or you have connections to one. If the later is the case then I suppose you must be apart of some organization. Your specification on “taking over” this case points to this as well. I assume whomever sent me this transmission is not the same person who sent that last.

Ah I apologize I seem to be droning on about how impressed I am. The clock is ticking I suppose…

However, your threats do not concern me for at the time you are receiving this transmission. I’ve already vacated the premises. I’ve also sent a transmission to my “accomplice” as you call him to warn him of the threats on his life.

Now I am sure you would like to know how I got myself out of what was supposed to be my demise. And I would love to explain how.

I will keep this short. Since your first transmission, I have been keeping track of all the people in the neighbourhood which I have been temporarily residing in. I have been tracking schedules of each individual and noting anomalies. In other words people who do not belong there. Of course this was not all manually done. I had contacted a very talented hacker to set up a system in which we could monitor security cameras all around the block and have them automatically record each person.

So earlier, when I noticed a strange number of people who did not live around here nor work around here loitering about in front of my temporary residence I knew it was time for me to leave.

The thing about wealthy people’s homes even their summer homes is that they usually have secret exits. And before I take up residence in one of these homes, I always make sure to find those exits.

Now I will not give away the rest of my escape plan as I am in the process of executing it. However, I would like to offer you a deal.

Meet me at the museum of colonized history at midnight tonight. Bring only yourself no guards and no guests. I will know if you bring anyone else. Whatever grievances you have with me will be settled tonight be it with words or blaster fire.

I look forward to our meeting, Mx. Anon.

[infertilityidol]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[thethiefwithnoname]

May I trouble you with a mission of sorts? I promise I can pay you handsomely for your efforts.

There's a satellite that orbits the planet Vaisravana, and I would like you to steal the adamantium shield stored in its central control room. You will do this all without every alert the Satellite's security system that you are ever there. I will pay you half first, half later.

- 🔆

A satellite heist, hm?

I haven’t conducted one of those for quite a while. However, I don’t believe it should be that difficult. As long as I plan accordingly.

I’ll begin detailing a plan as soon as I receive your first half of the payment.