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hm. I don't have much of a filter with my close friends. Tell me when to shut up. No seriously tell me to stfu. Especially if you make the same joke occasionally and are also silly about it sometimes, because then I assume it's okay for me to do so. So I need to be told when it is or isn't the time. It's okay. I won't be hurt. I'll be happy. I'll learn. If I know it isn't the time, I won't say it. I just need to know.

I. Do not. Understand. Social cues.

Tell me.

Communicate.

Else, I won't talk at all.

Sigh. And everyone has different limits, some big some small some for raunchy stuff some for angsty stuff. So. Teach me your limits.

i have a medieval knight protectong me in my head

my liege it is not safe for thou to leave thine castle at the moment

I don't care

No my liege, you shant! I mustn't let thou!

Oh okay

You promise my liege?

Yes brave knight. Thank you for your service

how to play D&D

...

Don't

Blades in the Dark so much better

Three six sided dice

Mmmmm tasty...

I need to host blades in the dark I need someones to help me make a story oh god

ah

I just realized in a hate post against me I didn't read much I was misgendered a lot

Mm

Even if I disliked someone I would still use correct pronouns...

It is what it is

(I've lost the ability to care right now. Emotionally empty)

my liege, thine royal fool is here to entertain:

haha! What doth thou call a chariot with no chair?

What

A riot!

Three years dungeon

*hat droops comically as the floor beneath the jester falls open*

alas

ageae

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mosaic carb

leathersys

well that's one way to make yourself known

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fawkkk I just remembered I'm gonna have to set up plural kit for discord later fml 🙏

Or...

I could just use tupperbox on its own...

Choices choices

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so heres the thing I can't do anything right

Try as I absolutely totally might

The walls are shrinking [???]

The clavicle detaches and falls to the ground in a deafening crash

I'm not your protagonist I'm not even my own

And if you look outside you'll see disintegrating trees,

The artificial way the sunlight bounces off the waxy leaves!

Hibiscus Tea - Penolope Scott

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addendum:

My heart catches on every thorn

You're already half way out the door

And I have never looked so old

And I have never been so cold

And it's 85 degrees

I don't know what I need

There's lukewarm herbal mango sweet hibiscus tea

On the hot garbage pile in which I fucking sleep

The walls are empty it's so ugly I could

Burn the whole place down

It wouldn't catch 'cause all the posters

Are on their way to my hometown

And I'm not your protagonist I'm not even my own

I don't know anything

I don't even know what I don't know

I'll be moving in with my mom's fiance soon, and I'll be in the same school district I was before. I was kinda hoping otherwise, but it's nice I won't have to say goodbye.

and that I might still get the classes I want

if I was an animal I would want to be a cat, deer, or turtle. The turtle to hide, the deer with antlers to fight, and a cat to roam

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& about this thing

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when Rewrite

mysteriousmaninatrenchcoat

Shroomzie (dw oc) as other mushrooms but they suck

My shroom knowledge is limited unfortunately and I'm too lazy to color

im certain funnel mushrooms have a specific name and there are specific funnel mushrooms but I'm stupid and only know of their existence, no more no less