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[thethreefirtrees]

Took the Hogwarts sorting quiz for the second time and got a different house. Can't decide if I'm a Ravenclaw or a Hufflepuff.

Official mode: existential crisis

[thethreefirtrees]

Went to a cafe where they had books and stationery for purchasing. Spied a collection of Harry Potter journals and eagerly sifted through the rack to find Slytherin, Gryffindor and Ravenclaw themed journals. What's the other one..pebblegruf? WhO cArEs??? Print books for pebblegruf?? Pffttt

Why do they do Hufflepuff like this??😔😭😭

[thethreefirtrees]

A great idea for my WIP just flashed through my mind and I can't stop smiling!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

[aesthetic-lupin]

let’s appreciate the truth of this

[danasauurr]

Desperately Gay TM

pls don’t re-post without my permission

 \(^//v//^)/ <3

[thethreefirtrees]

Hogwarts AU

Hufflepuff common room. Game night. Dungeons and dragons. Chaos.

[thethreefirtrees]

Spot the difference

Sokka: sparky sparky boom man

Callum: flash woof zap slash whoosh

That's right

*whispers*: there isn't any

[sourstiless]

[In the Fire Nation Palace, everyone is standing around a broken coffee maker]

Zuko: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Katara: …I did. I broke it.

Zuko: No. No you didn’t. Sokka?

Sokka: Don’t look at me. Look at Aang.

Aang: What?! I didn’t break it.

Sokka: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Aang: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Sokka: Suspicious.

Aang: No it’s not!

Toph: If it matters, probably not, but Suki was the last one to use it.

Suki: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Toph: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Suki: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Toph!

Katara: Okay let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me fix it Zuko.

Zuko: No! Who broke it!?

Sokka: Zuko… Ty Lee’s been awfully quiet.

Ty Lee: REALLY?!

Sokka: Yeah, really!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Zuko, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[jvkdz-deactivated20200428]

The holy trinity we didn’t know we needed..

But seriously, how come I’m looking at the same person?!😂😂😍

[the80svoltron]

lance: hey keith, do you have a bag i could borrow

keith: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

lance: literally all you had to do was say no

[totallycorrect-vld-quotes]

Hunk: Small creatures are just more vicious. Their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Allura: That's ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Keith: Terriers.

Shiro: Wasps.

Lance: Pidge.

[totallycorrect-vld-quotes]

Pidge: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Shiro: That's... orange juice.

[klanceincorrect]

Galra: *points gun at shiro and lance* give me all your money if you want to live!

Shiro: bold of you to assume I want to live

Lance: bold of you to assume I have money

Keith, knocking down a glara: guys, now is not the time

[chousakura]

Keith: *came home at 2am*

Krolia: *Turn her chair* Where were you?

Keith: I was training with Kolivan

Kolivan: *Also turn his chair* Try it again.

Keith: I was catching up with Shiro.

Shiro: *Also turn his chair* Want to try that again?

Keith: I was taking Cosmo out for a walk.

Cosmo: *Turn his chair* Woof.

Keith: Fuck.

~~~Meanwhile~~~

Lance: *came home at 2am*

Hunk: *Turn his chair* Where were you?

Lance: At Pidge's house.

Pidge: *Also turn her chair* Try that again.

Lance: I went out shopping with Veronica for some clothes.

Veronica: *Also turn from her chair* Want to try that again?

Lance: I was out with Allura.

Allura: *Also turn from her chair* Lance, we all know you were with Keith.

Lance: Shit.

[quiznaks]

keith: *does anything*

red:

[thethreefirtrees]

VLD characters sorted

Gryffindor:

Shiro, Keith

Hufflepuff:

Lance, Hunk

Ravenclaw:

Allura, Coran, Pidge

Slytherin:

Lotor

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Lance: That's enough practice. You can put the sword back in its keith

Hunk: umm don't you mean sheath?

Lance: Umm that's what I said?

Hunk: um no? You said keith instead of sheath

Lance: wow Hunk! You got a little crush on keith eh

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Keith: Hey you wanna lance?

Shiro: What?

Keith: I asked if you wanna lance!

Shiro: Oh! Don't you mean dance?

Keith: That's what I said?

Pidge: No you said lance

Keith: Omg you wanna lance or not?!!

Pidge: um you said lance aga-

Keith: ugh! I'm going to my room