THRONE

I was once a mere chair, now I am throne

[4gifs]

[setscarylazerstomaximumcaptain-]

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

[lightsareout]

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

[witchsyren]

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

[thedoctor-and-his-trolls]

WHY IS IT BACK

[organicorc]

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

[theapatheticstag]

Don’t bring this meme back

[ichiwashername-o]

BRING THIS MEME BACK.

[notanightlight]

I WILL ALAWYAS REBLOG THE NORWEGIAN SPECIAL OPS HARLEM SHAKE!

[witch-of-sound]

The guy smacking his head against the building

[emrisblog]

NORWEGIAN SCARY BLACK OPS HARLEM SHAKE HELL YES

[thethroneofknowledge]

NORWEGIAN HARLEM SHAKE HARLEM RITSE SCARY BLACK OPS AAAAAAAAAAAA

[thethroneofknowledge]

:{)

they have a moustache

[writing-prompt-s]

Santa still visits adults, but with them he only gives coal if they’ve committed a crime in the last year. You’ve never committed a crime, but you receive coal one year and now you’re trying to figure out what you did.

[thethroneofknowledge]

I lost No Nut November and have to be punished

[writing-prompt-s]

Three ghosts, each one from the 1400’s, 1920’s, and the modern day, all decide to haunt a house together. Write about the shenanigans that occur as they try to get along.

[thethroneofknowledge]

1400 ghost moves things,

1920 ghost makes the lights flicker,

modern ghost makes your socks wet

[writing-prompt-s]

Santa Claus has decided to change his punishment for bad kids. Instead of giving them coal, he kidnaps them and turns them into Worker Elves that are always happy. After going to sleep on the 24th of December, you, a cynical moody goth teen, awaken surrounded by constantly-smiling elves. You’ve been taken to Santa’s Workshop, specifically his Elf Lab.

[thethroneofknowledge]

they try everything, but alas, I have achieved true apathy and shall never feel emotion ever again, not even in future lives

[writing-prompt-s]

You wake up on a different planet and find yourself hunted by every bad fanfic character you’ve ever written

[thethroneofknowledge]

I've never written any fan fiction

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

what the fuck

who the fuck

[thethroneofknowledge]

why the fuck

[writing-prompt-s]

Because of your near instantaneous regenerative abilities and absolute numbness to pain, you’ve taken up a job as a test dummy for products that could cause harm to others if faulty. Write about your daily life.

[thethroneofknowledge]

I'm the tester for the national school system

[writing-prompt-s]

As a broke university student, getting your phone repaired professionally just wasn’t plausible. So naturally you find a cheap place nearby. After getting your phone back, you discover that it has access to pictures, messages, and voicemails, all dated from the future. The furthest thing from the future on your phone? A voicemail from an unknown number, with your own voice telling you “whatever you do, don’t say the word paperclip,”

[thethroneofknowledge]

the next day one of your classmates asks what the thing that holds pieces of paper together is called

[writing-prompt-s]

You live in a world where pictures have always been in color and only turn sepia when someone is dying before going black and white after they’ve passed. One day, you notice that some of your pictures have started getting their color back…

[thethroneofknowledge]

I'd studied a bit more and finally wasn't failing all my classes

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a Cupid that shoots arrows at people with low self-esteem to help them love themselves more. Describe a typical day for you.

[thethroneofknowledge]

*notches arrow*

this bitch empty

*releases arrow*

Y E E T

[writing-prompt-s]

You scroll endlessly through the posts of someone you’ve never met. You’ve never spoken. For all you know they could live on the other side of the world. Or be 30 years older than you. It’s not your fault you feel a strange connection. You were just going about your business, scrolling through their blog when you hear a knock on your door. You open it to find the most average looking person you’ve ever seen. You barely remember their face when you blink because of how generic it is. “You’ve been liking my posts, ” they say, “Now it’s time for me to repay you.”

[thethroneofknowledge]

then they took the mask off and I recognized them, it was @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re an author on your death bed. You see a gloss of the afterlife with all the characters and world you’ve created. They’re mad.

[thethroneofknowledge]

Rick Riordan

[writing-prompt-s]

In a soulmate AU where people are born with the date that they are going to meet their soulmate on their wrist, two soulmates are complete sceptics and think the whole thing is made up (government conspiracy etc). They both stay at home all day on the day on their wrists to prove that it is rubbish. Write about how the forces of fate get them to meet.

[thethroneofknowledge]

a meteor crashes in the city, killing them and thousands of others. they first meet in the underworld

[thethroneofknowledge]

Monopoly: challenge mode

first, everybody rolls two dice

whoever got the highest number of both dice multiplied, gets 10 hotels and may place them wherever on the board they may please

they now own the places with hotels

everybody else starts with 2500M(monopoly money)

the person who put down the hotels starts with nothing

everybody else may choose 1 property and they now own it. If two people want the same property, use the dice multiplication thing again

nobody is allowed to buy anything else

instead of 200M and 100M, the taxes are now both 300M

you only get 50M for passing go

remove all the chance and community chest cards which involve the players getting money from the bank

play

the game lasts an hour (breaks not included) so grab a timer

you can be in debt

if you are in debt, put the money you own face down on the floor

whoever has most money at the end of the hour wins

feel free to add more (or remove rules if you're playing it)

[writing-prompt-s]

A curse has been cast upon the world. Now all figures of speech and idioms that are spoken or written down become completely true. 

[thethroneofknowledge]

"you gave me a heart attack"

*fucking dies*

[shyce-overgod]

No, don’t compliment me

Just pat me on the head, that’ll do the trick

[thethroneofknowledge]

I prefer bopping your nose is that alright

[shyce-overgod]

I’ll take it, but only if you say “boop” in a high pitched voice

[thethroneofknowledge]

if I do, can I do it multiple times?

[shyce-overgod]

Fine, but I won’t be held responsible for the partial or complete loss of fingers

[thethroneofknowledge]

good, if I don't use my own I'll be fine right?